That is some grade A produce
She’s a keeper. As in, keep her.
Dude should be keeping her.
(Get it, be keeping her and beekeeper?)
You mean build her a beehive and make her the queen?
That’s my jams, I cook scratch everyday and murder dozens of onions a month.
My two least favorite things individually, yet essential to so many delicious things.
I would immediately use them to make some food and bring it over.
You dislike tomatoes? They aren’t the best thing plain, but they’re fine. A little salt and they’re pretty good plain.
I understand not liking onions alone, but I enjoy them. I can’t just eat a whole onion raw on its own, but I do enjoy eating some.
Just a heads-up, those are sauce tomatoes. Thanks, Ted talk, etc
Fry the oinions with some garlic (salt it), cube the tomatoes and let it simmer for an hour or two and you got the worlds best pasta sauce.
Pro Tip: if you have some red wine left over (or one that isn’t good for drinking), keep pouring some wine in when the liquid dries up, repeat until the wine is gone. tastes fucking great!
Another tip would be, never use wine you wouldn’t drink in your food!
those look like some amazing vegetables, I don’t know much about growing vegetables but I imagine getting them grown like this must take some effort or skill/knowledge
The hardest thing I’ve found with gardening is being able to actually eat everything that gets produced. Either I don’t get to it in time, or too much gets produced, or my life just gets so busy that I don’t have time to cook sometime. The actual growing kinda just takes care of itself in my garden.
Fucking zucchinis. I went from building a fence to protect them from the groundhogs to stacking them like firewood in front of the groundhog’s den.
My mother would leave ‘gifts’ of zucchinis on the neighbors doorsteps when it got bad enough XD
- Stick seed in ground
- Wait
Tomatoes don’t really. Once you get them growing, which is trivial, the largest issue is you get far too many. I’ve never seen anyone grow onions though, so that might be harder. I don’t know.
please tell me that that is the guy from the cheese thing.
he deserves something like this
Marry her
She is a keeper!
Mine gave me eggs from her chickens. This is the moment you realize you’ve won the lottery.
There are some sweet people in the world.
Fresh eggs? Hot damn. One day I hope to have chickens!
Even just the fact that she has a garden is enough for me to consider marriage.
oh how the tables have turned
Any idea what a “waterfall” is in this context?
A waterfall is a type of cardigan.
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Andrew Johnson supporter, so the 19th century version of a MAGA.
nothing more marriage material than a dude who believes in:
- a man
- a flag
- a holiday
wow where are people with such deep philosophical beliefs now
I think my first tomato will be ripe tomorrow. I’m so excited.
I’m waiting for my yellow bell pepper to get ripe.
I mean, it works in Stardew Valley, so why not real life?
It’s as simple as you make it.
Would work for me not gonna lie
That’s a keeper.
Does she also have bees?
I wonder what dating is like when you have so much money that you already have a garden. When I met my partner we both lived in shared houses.
You can grow a really nice garden on a balcony or in windows. Tomatoes, cucumber and chili’s are great to start with and then just experiment
How big are your windows that you can grow tomatoes in them?
When I was in a house share the windowsill was barely 10cm deep. There was no balcony.
https://www.tomatodirt.com/windowsill-tomatoes.html
Just a random search for example. You can usually read on the seed bag if it’s a variety that works
Yeah our windows didn’t have anything like that much space on them
People who are actually rich don’t have food gardens, they have flower gardens at best. A roommate of mine had a (very bad) garden when I lived with him, and my now-wife had a small herb garden in an apartment. You can definitely have food gardens in shared houses
I briefly stayed at a multi-millionaire’s place. They did have a herb garden. Nice planters and automated watering systems. All provided and maintained by the groundskeeping company, of course. I sincerely doubt they ever planted anything, they just grabbed herbs when they needed them and instructed people what herbs they wanted.
I imagine richer people might similarly have food gardens maintained by waitstaff. Maybe not around their primary residence, but what if the desire to cosplay as or claim to be a farmer or plantation owner strikes them?
That’s fair. A bit of a different scale and intent than I was thinking, though.
Unless you’re from very rural area - then you should kinda have the garden by default.
If only. Some day…
Just walk up to a girl and give her a nice rock you found on the beach. Magic might happen
Can confirm. When i first met my fiance, i gave her a tea box that i filled with pretty rocks, shells, pinecones etc. that i had found and enjoyed. We spent basically every day together for a month, but i already had a move planned and after i moved we drifted apart. Saw eachother maybe once every couple years as friends, and we both had other relationships. Then 6 years later we both got out of long relationships at the same time, ended up reconnecting, and basically immediately moved in together. She still had the box. Now we’ve lived together for 5 years and are getting married soon. Girls like pretty things that you find on the ground, and they like it even more when those pretty things make you think of her.
