ok, who is the one that is pumping the average up so much?
Cheeses Georg
Wisconsin. 90 lbs per day is a kid’s ration there.
Im doing my part!
Well, you get the idea. I can never get gifs to work right.
You can’t drag-and-drop or copy-and-paste them; they get converted to .png . You have to actually click the “upload image” button and choose the .gif file from the file picker dialog.
Thanks!
You can also use the modified link embedding markdown to embed gifs from elsewhere.
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Come on, be realistic! I can’t do 90lbs of cheese if I’m going to also do 60lbs of meat and still have room for 30 gallons of chocolate milkshake and 58 pints of ice cream!
It’s more like 75lbs of cheese.
At this rate, America and specifically the American diet is going to throw our planetary spin into an unsteady wobble due to the imbalanced weight of so many gigantic Americans living on one side of planet.
Maybe this is the reason why American expansionism was followed so forcefully in the past 50 years … we need to distribute Americans throughout the planet to keep from unbalancing the weight of humanity over the globe.
Nah, you’re forgetting about isostatic depression.
Cheese Georg
It’s me.
I’m Cheese Georg 😔
source?
Milk
Wisconsin, mostly.
Sarcasm
Directly out of their bum.
This is the cheddary death I yearn for.
Stop listening to LLMS they are not always correct. The average American eats 42 lbs of cheese a year. Unless it has significantly gone up since last year.
I ate 35 pounds of cheese for breakfast and another 45 pounds for lunch. Maybe YOU should stop listening to fake news. Everyone I know eats 50 to 70 pounds of course every day sometimes a little extra on the weekend for a cheat day.
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Cheese Georg sitting in his cave, heavily obese but still stuffing loafs of cheese in his face. He gotta pump up those numbers. Being a statistical outlier is a hard job!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shropshire_Blue
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As an average American, hell, I am way behind…
Gonna go make a dang quesadilla
That’s the weight of 9 whole bald eagles
The most universal American unit for weight.
Ok I let the sink in, what now? How does this relate to my cheese?
Let me sink into dat cheese.
