I mean, the whole “die and redeem us of our sins” is itself a massive passive-aggressive exercise.
“Why are you doing this Jesus?”
“Only by dying and rising again can I redeem mankind and wash away original sin.”
“But…what’s the point of that?”
“So people can get into Heaven.”
“Who wrote the rules about eligibility into Heaven?”
“God.”
“But who are you?”
“Also God.”
“Can’t you just, rewrite the rules?”
“ONLY BY DYING AND RISING AGAIN CAN I REDEEM MANKIND AND WASH AWAY ORIGINAL SIN.”
The passion of the Christ is just God exercising a histrionic martyr complex.
I might be way off, but… Is that Robert Webb? Where is this Jesus from?
It is! This was a sketch in That Mitchell and Webb Look.
Lol my first thought too
It’s a short sketch but absolutely hilarious.
But you better not forget about it!
"And remember,
I’m a brown dude from the Middle-East who is saying that we should be cool to each other
Make sure that doesn’t get forgotten in the future
Of, rich people should be helping the needy, not hoarding wealth, make sure that gets spoken about a lot"
Yes yes, Jesus was Jewish, no need to belabor the point
(It’s okay, folks, I’m Jewish so this joke is certified kosher)
