I know it’s supposed to be a joke but this is such a common but braindead take
Kidney stones > kicked in the nuts.
I have heard kidney stones is more in the vein of child birthing.
I mean now when we all talk about things we really don’t know much stuff about.
If you’ve never had a kidney stone — imagine that lingering post testicle injury pain. The one where your insides hurt in a way that doesn’t even make sense (it does actually, but that is a separate tale) and you almost want to throw up. Or maybe you actually do. Good. Now imagine cranking the dial up on that feeling until it hits the same blinding intensity of the pain in your testicles during the moment of the injury. Now that you have the picture of the degree in your head, stretch that feeling from the minutes to maybe hours of a really nasty ball shot to the days and even weeks it can take to pass a kidney stone.
(Worst guided meditation ever)
There are worse pains than kidney stones, it’s the longevity of it that makes it hard to endure IMO.
(Must train more, I didn’t enter nirvana with your method)
imagine that lingering post testicle injury pain
yeah, that’s not really helpful for me :/
that’s because they asked to get kicked in the nuts by saying shit like “getting kicked in the nuts is more painful then giving birth”
There’s things I would get kicked in the nuts for. Like another cup size
I do think that in a truly just world, anyone who preaches Quiverful child baring should be kicked in the nuts at least once for every child they claim they want to have.
Clearly this man is watching the most vanilla of porns.
This person has never been to a fucking kink party then have they?
I’ve seen a video of a guy putting his nuts between 2 glass plates held together but 4 screws, 1 in each corner. The women proceeded to tighten the screws with a ratchet until the guys nuts were basically blue and he had to tap out.
Don’t ask me why I watched the whole thing.
…But, why did you watch the whole thing?
I mean you gotta be into something
Harhar
CBT has entered the chat
I’m guessing the ratio might be wildly different.
Or watched jackass.
Funny how often childbirth is brought up to describe how much more painful something else is, usually by people who have never given births themselves.
The comments are totally going to be reasonable with this one😅
Neither scenario touches the torture I endure the morning after pepper-heavy, spicy Mexican food.
Obviously weak bloods are excluded
Ya’ll have some weird GI systems…
Do you do it again though?
While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them.
Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.
Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.
This makes me wonder if you’ve ever had an actual, on-target, ball shot. Because I find this incredibly hard to believe.
Note that I never got any testicular tortion or ruptured scrotum, so…
Infected road rash all up your right arm is so much worse too, and I imagine there’s probably worse things than that once you get into spinal pain
Kidney stones, those are the worst.
I was about to say this. Had kidney stones. Would not recommend birthing a stone baby.
one wonders why nature saw fit to give us pain receptors throughout the urethra, like was that necessary?
surely like a centimeter in would have sufficed?Well, if you had something happening there, you probably would want to know about it. Pain is the body’s alert system.
This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard in my life. You clearly have never had an actual kick to the nuts if you think post workout soreness is worse. Like actually dude. Is this even a serious comment? It’s so absurd to the point of trolling.
While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them
Have you tried both?
No, and this economy and political system, I wouldn’t want to try out my mpreg fantasies…
We’ll have to find a trans guy who gave birth and had bottom surgery afterwards.
Although I don’t think the scrotes they can make right now have the same kinds of nerve endings. I’ll never get to try CBT :(
You’ve never really been kicked in the nuts with any real force if you think any sort of non injury workout pain is even close.
Why is there a giant turd on his shoulder
The logic is sound, but the math doesn’t check out.
That guy should watch Jackass. Johnny Knoxville became famous for specifically that.
The thing that having a child and jackass have in common is that both led to net positives for the people involved. Jackass guys got rich, mothers that like having kids get another kid. The only way it doesn’t make sense is for people who don’t understand that having kids is rewarding for some people.
Objection!
Exhibit A:
The fact it’s a three pack is just… chefs kiss
Woman want another child is called productive.
Man want their nut to be kicked again is called masochist.
Where’s the equality in that? Finding pleasure in pain shouldn’t be shunned, get your nut kicked today!
