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@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 14 days ago

making banana bread

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making banana bread

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@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 14 days ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    35•14 days ago

    Do not fuck raw eggs or yeast, please.

    • @[email protected]
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      20•14 days ago

      “Dropped raw chicken breast on penis and now it’s burning, please help”

    • @[email protected]
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      5•14 days ago

      Making it protein rich.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•14 days ago

      no

    • Default Username
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      4•14 days ago

      Yes, please pasteurize it first.

  • Kairos
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    *Fleshli-

    You know what who caess

  • Album
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    60•14 days ago

    Jokes on you. How do you know not every bread has been fucked before you ate it? Checkmate, atheists.

    • @[email protected]
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      24•14 days ago

      You’re right! I’m not paying extra until they provide proof.

      • SkaveRat
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        6•13 days ago

        Just check your bakers OnlyBrans profile

    • Boomkop3
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      4•14 days ago

      Extra protein

  • [email protected]
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    MyFlatLoaf.png

    >making flatbread for a party
    >dough is runny and moist
    >imagine I’m baking a giant wad of cum 
    >imagine stomachs bursting with my delicious seed
    >they beg for more
    >but I wont give it to them because I have a 24 hour refractory period 
    due to sourdough starter regeneration time
    Anyway, family reunion thread? 
  • WIZARD POPE💫
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    Fake: anon knows how to actually make banana bread
    Gay: anon imagines a guy’s ass

  • Da Bald Eagul
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    16•14 days ago

    🔦

  • @[email protected]
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    5•14 days ago

    There’s a Viz comic about that…

    Fru T. Bunn – a “Master Baker” who makes his own sex dolls out of gingerbread and then attempts to have sex with them. Often he actually succeeds, only to be discovered in the last frame by his wife and daughter (Little Chelsea – ref to the Chelsea Bun)!!

  • @[email protected]
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    5•14 days ago

    Calm down, Roko.

  • Boomkop3
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    4•14 days ago

    Bread is natural?

  • @[email protected]
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    5•13 days ago

    They also make banana cream baked goods

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