You forgot “Sticks and Stones” which is the better title for WWIV
And War 10. We’re skipping War 9 because the number nine sounds too much like “death” in some languages and the marketing team likes big round numbers.
I thought it was because “War 9” is too similar to “Win 9” or Windows 9x. This could cause software compatibility issues so its best to just skip straight from 8 to 10.
War ME, War XP, War Vista, then we can have World War 7.
War 8 with a large regional sub-conflict called War 8+ War X (pronounced ten) which revolutionizes warfare. You’re gonna love it. Gets renamed into War Xs but nothing much is new. Kicks back into War 11 and local conflict War 11 Pro which is smaller than the regional War 11 Pro Max though honestly, they’re all the same.
Eventually gets rebranded as War 2026 even though conflict is taking place in 2025.
Meanwhile there’s some annoying neckbeards over here acting all superior talking about GNU/ArmedConflict or as I’ve recently started calling it GNU + ArmedConflict.
Right now we’re releasing War 10, and because War 10 is the last version of War. It’s all about War as a service.
Okay, just for shits 'n giggles we’ll throw in a War 11. Just mind that it can’t be fought with perfectly good legacy weapons, those will need to be replaced.
war X surely
'‘The Great War’ and ‘The War to End All Wars’… am I a joke to you?
Those are just different release titles for the first one.
Pretty sure with the current ongoing conflicts, WWIII has already kicked off and we just haven’t fully accepted it yet.
I consider ww3 started back in 22 when Russia invaded ukraine, like how ww2 should count from when japan invaded china
So then 2014?
Meanwhile Myanmar is going through hell and 95% of the population can’t find it on a map
I mean, if we’re truly keeping count then I think we’re up to WW5 at this point.
- WW3 = Cold War
- WW4 = War on Terror
- WW5 = America: The Nazi Years
Wasnt 3 Tokyo drift??
Yes it was
World War 3: Israel Grift
I just learned that thanks to Game Changer.
Where is The World of Wars?
Not even touching the Many Worlds series. Tisk tisk
It’s my favorite F & F movie, anyone who disagrees fight me
you like what you like but the drifting car chase is just so painfully stupid
Yeah cause the rest of the fast franchise is so grounded and serious, don’t they go into space in one of these, I mean come on
You think THAT’S an unpopular opinion? I personally think that they should never even have made the first one.
KOLANAKI
…ok? 🤷
People I know IRL who hate on the last few because they were so over-the-top; I think they’re the best because they were so over-the-top.
So just driving under a truck, or drifting is cool, but jumping a building to blow up a helicopter with your car is dumb? Whatever. 🙄
Yeah, the best way to make a bad movie good is to make it into a farce*, whether on purpose or not.
Examples include: Crossroads, Commando, The Room
*though there are of course truly great (and usually criminally underrated) movies that were farces on purpose from the start
So just driving under a truck, or drifting is cool, but jumping a building to blow up a helicopter with your car is dumb?
That’s correct.
First one is like a time capsule of street racing and car culture of the moment. It was better because it was grounded in reality. The driving and stunts were cool because they were believable. The new stuff is just over the top action.
To each their own :)
The first one shows a criminal gang and you know they’re serious because they have a truck full of stolen dvd players…it’s a great product of its time
Weren’t they even in space in one of the movies?
If they were, I haven’t seen that one. But now I hella want to.
I didn’t even know Tokyo drift was an FF movie
Possibly the peak of the franchise, assuming you enjoy drag racing more than professional musicians launching cars into space.
If nothing else, it gave us a banging song for memes, or in my case sailing in valheim and swinging boats around rocks.
I’d punish you for praising it, but you had to watch it which it which is punishment enough
Kinda weir not seeing a mention to moths in this post, coming from you.
The moths will be back, after this short break
“After these messages, we’ll be ‘light’ back!”
Oh we’re back, visit my profile for a look
Was gonna say, the moths never left.
On a side note: I’m already starting to read moths instead of months in other posts titles. It’s starting to take effect.
Well then, my job here is done (only took like 80 posts)
Death to America
NO! DEATH TO THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX!
It’s the same picture!
which one was sticks and stones one
The next one after nuclear
The one where people broke their bones
Does thanos come before or after Tokyo drift?
World War: The animated series
Historians will argue whether this is canon or not
No WarWorld spin off with it’s WaterWorld sequel?
Can’t wait for “War X”, bet its gonna be lit