• @[email protected]
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    1710 days ago

    Rapidly dig a small hole in the ground and resolve to place a donkey in it. This is now my “ass hole”

    Then run away as fast as possible to survive the impending insect plague

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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      49 days ago

      I remember him looking basically like an IASIP character who might try to turn Mac straight and ruin his marriage in the attempt

  • @[email protected]
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    5710 days ago

    First, I save this meme to my phone.

    Second, I attempt to legally enter the US.

    Third, I have all my rights revoked and get kidnapped by ICE.

    Fourth, I wait and watch as the insects all get eaten before they can get to me.

    See, being detained by Trump and his lizard people doesn’t have to be all bad.

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    1310 days ago

    Immediately kill myself as quick as possible. That’s genuinely one of my worst fears is being entered by a bug. I have an obsessive habit of wiping the inside/underneath the lip of the toilet every time I use it just in case there could be a spider. There has never been a spider. Yet I’m compelled to do it every single time.

    • Cordyceps
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      610 days ago

      Lucky you, I just imagine one of those hawaiian centipedes snuggly chilling there and looking for a home

  • Blackout
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    1210 days ago

    Charge them rent and use that money to buy a social media company.

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    410 days ago

    Station my chameleon by my booty and prepare to shoot myself in the face.

    Imagine every insect that can walk, crawl, or fly bombarding your dwelling. Fuck it, throw arachnids in there as well. They will find a way in, you will be covered head-to-toe in swarming insects of 1,000 varieties.

    Depending on where you live, you got a hour, maybe a whole day. But they’ll eventually break the windows and doors. At that time, your ass will belong to them.

    In other news, I’m considering a new horror short.

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      410 days ago

      A great deal of what we’d call insects outside of the scientific community are so small you can either barely see them or can’t see them at all unaided. The larger bugs would be getting sloppy seconds.