I identify as electrical (pronouns: zip/zap).
Same, literally 😅 its my job
Username checks out.
I was actually raised by a single umpire and everyone just assumed I would turn out umpire too but I’m actually electrical
Nobody is born an umpire, you become an umpire if you get bitten by one but umpire parents always have electrical babies
Happy for you that you finally get your recognition!
Zop.
Decidedly identifying as electrical if that’s an option.
welcome to the multiverse
gasp there’s a transformer in the electrical bathroom!
“My name is Optimus Prime…”
I’m tired of umpires being discriminated against! They are not “separate but equal”. I say we treat them like the humans they pretend to be.
I’ll stop discriminating against umpires when they learn to see.
The Monty Hall Bathroom Problem:
If you open one door, and the bathroom security guard shows you another, do you switch or not?
Can you find the One Unisex
ToiletThrone to Rule Them All?The other guard lies on even days.
How do you become an umpire? Do you become one when you’re bitten by another umpire?
You get hit by a baseball. Then you’re cursed with an overwhelming fear of getting hit by baseballs
This compels you to get protective equipment and hide behind a guy (who’s entire job is to catch the ball if it makes it past the batter)
Are umpires electric?
What are they implying with that wide-ass door for women?
wide-ass
They’re probably implying exactly this.
I thought this was America!
ADA compliance most likely. If you look closely, everything on the Umpire door is also in Braille.
It’s probably for ADA compliance
Compliance with their wide asses!
I like wide asses and I cannot lie
If it were for ADA compliance, the “Umpires” door would need a Braille sign.
I don’t like yo mama jokes. I just think about them.
But seriously, strollers and wheelchairs.
Also the only one with a key pad!?
I can’t extract a yo momma joke from that though
If yo mama has wheels, she needs wheelchair access toilets.
Nah, she would’ve been a bike.
Maybe for strollers?
That ‘Women’ door be thicc tho
Probably USA.
Electricians and umpires don’t require accessible doors.
There is a Finnish hick t-shirt text “Don’t touch electrician when you are wet”.
This is because electrician in Finnish is “sähkömies” and is literally translated “electric man”
They should have the umpires sign in braille
