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@[email protected] to Not The [email protected]English • 7 days ago

UFC confirms Trump's plan to host a fight at White House in 2026

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UFC confirms Trump's plan to host a fight at White House in 2026

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Trump said he wants the card to be held in front of more than 20,000 people as part of a celebration honoring America’s 250th birthday on July 4, 2026.
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  • @[email protected]
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    118•7 days ago

    Idiocracy achieved. Mike Judge is a time traveler disguised as a comedic writer and tried to warn us.

    • @[email protected]
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      26•7 days ago

      And we thought he was joking

      • @[email protected]
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        2•5 days ago

        You can’t even make fun of this shit anymore. Imagine a movie in 2016 where the president of the us is an obese idiot who sells beas from the oval office. Americans would be like: c’mon, what the fuck? We’re not that stupid.

        • @[email protected]
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          2•4 days ago

          Correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t Trump promote some sort of Honey recently?

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        • @[email protected]
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          11•6 days ago

          That’s the only thing he got wrong… Now it’s “Welcome to Amazon, we absolutely hate you and you have no other choice.”

        • @[email protected]
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          “Nobody will ever wear these” Costume designer

          • @[email protected]
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            They’re actually not horrible.

  • @[email protected]
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    30•7 days ago

    Based on Musk’s black eye, I would say that Trump’s White House has allready seen at least one fight

  • John Richard
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    And in 2030 he’ll be having immigrants fight to the death for their freedom.

    • @[email protected]
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      They are not winning freedom. Winner gets a pillow for 1 night in Alligator Auschwitz.

      • @[email protected]
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        10•7 days ago

        Probably a MyPillow too

        • @[email protected]
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          1•7 days ago

          never undersestimate crack strength.

    • Chainweasel
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      I feel like a more realistic timeline for that is 2027 at the very latest

      • @[email protected]
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        It wouldn’t surprise me if it happened next week.

    • @[email protected]
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      Plot twist, death is their only freedom

      • @[email protected]
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        Didn’t Stephen King write a novela about that?

    • @[email protected]
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      Bringing back mandingo fighting

  • Tomtits
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    I hope it’s as successful as his birthday party

  • @[email protected]
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    Can we please stop getting sidetracked by “trump might eat green cheese 2026” please?

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    “What’s this? IT’S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!”

  • Wren
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    Idiocracy, here we come.

  • Beesbeesbees
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    I’m not sure how satire outlets can write headlines anymore tbh.

    • @[email protected]
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      “Trump’s new tax on the wealthy will help million of low income families”

      That’s honestly the only Onion title I would fact check at this point.

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  • @[email protected]
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    This is how we get real life to look like a video game. Imagine page boys and interns in their little suits hooting for martial violence like the background of Street Fighter. What a time to be alive.

  • @[email protected]
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    12•6 days ago

    Well, as they say, if you put a clown on the throne, he does not become king. The palace becomes a circus.

  • @[email protected]
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    Rehabilitation!

  • @[email protected]
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    Are we finally gonna get the Musk vs Zuckerberg showdown?

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      musk’s MOM gave him a hallpass to excuse him from it. doubt he can fight an ANDROID like zuckerberg also knowing BJJ.

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    Idiocracy is now a fucking documentary.

    How much you want to wager, the “mainstream” media will be sporting a boner over this gala event?

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      I really wish people would stop saying Idiocracy is a documentary, it’s not. President Camacho was able to see his shortcomings and hired the smartest man in the world to fix things, that’s not happening in real life.

      Idiocracy is something for us to aspire to.

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        Office space is still a documentary right?

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          Fuckin A.

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        But we did hire the smartest man in the world:

        Elon Musk

        /s

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        Been saying this for a year now

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    Trump VS Obama? I’d fucking watch that.

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      Celebrity Deathmatch.

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        I’ll allow it!

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      Musk v Zuck

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      it would be quite difficult for trump to even walk, especially like a centaur, and his pants is full of shit.

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