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Idiocracy achieved. Mike Judge is a time traveler disguised as a comedic writer and tried to warn us.
And we thought he was joking
You can’t even make fun of this shit anymore. Imagine a movie in 2016 where the president of the us is an obese idiot who sells beas from the oval office. Americans would be like: c’mon, what the fuck? We’re not that stupid.
Correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t Trump promote some sort of Honey recently?
That’s the only thing he got wrong… Now it’s “Welcome to Amazon, we absolutely hate you and you have no other choice.”
“Nobody will ever wear these” Costume designerThey’re actually not horrible.
Based on Musk’s black eye, I would say that Trump’s White House has allready seen at least one fight
And in 2030 he’ll be having immigrants fight to the death for their freedom.
They are not winning freedom. Winner gets a pillow for 1 night in Alligator Auschwitz.
Probably a MyPillow too
never undersestimate crack strength.
I feel like a more realistic timeline for that is 2027 at the very latest
It wouldn’t surprise me if it happened next week.
Bringing back mandingo fighting
Plot twist, death is their only freedom
Didn’t Stephen King write a novela about that?
I hope it’s as successful as his birthday party
Can we please stop getting sidetracked by “trump might eat green cheese 2026” please?
“What’s this? IT’S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!”
Idiocracy, here we come.
I’m not sure how satire outlets can write headlines anymore tbh.
“Trump’s new tax on the wealthy will help million of low income families”
That’s honestly the only Onion title I would fact check at this point.
This is how we get real life to look like a video game. Imagine page boys and interns in their little suits hooting for martial violence like the background of Street Fighter. What a time to be alive.
Well, as they say, if you put a clown on the throne, he does not become king. The palace becomes a circus.
Rehabilitation!
Are we finally gonna get the Musk vs Zuckerberg showdown?
musk’s MOM gave him a hallpass to excuse him from it. doubt he can fight an ANDROID like zuckerberg also knowing BJJ.
The White House lawn will be turned into a monster truck track next.
Why not? Honestly why not? I would at least be entertained.
Trump VS Obama? I’d fucking watch that.
Celebrity Deathmatch.
I’ll allow it!
it would be quite difficult for trump to even walk, especially like a centaur, and his pants is full of shit.
Musk v Zuck
