Someone hook this guy up with Er Nasir.
Came looking for copper. Found contempt.
God, that article was awful to read with The Sun pushing other articles between every damn paragraph.
The Sun is an insult to the craft of journalism and should not be posted anywhere
The Onion should start a sister news outlet called “The Moon” that just parodies The Sun.
I thought the sun was a parody site
Nope it’s Murdock’s prime method of inception for the lowest common denominator of the UK’s working class, aside from Liverpool because they blamed the crowd for the Hillsborough disaster and therefore you won’t find a copy of it sold in that city.
That’s not an exaduration, it literally has tits on Page 3 (except on Sundays), regularly publishes the most outlandish celebrity gossip stories, and you’d be better informed by reading the shit smears on your used toilet paper.
He estimated in 2014 that Liverpool’s boycott of The Sun had cost its owners £15 million per month since the disaster, in 1989 prices.
The Sun is literally dog shit.
It’s a desperate plea to stay engaged. They have no actual understanding of how people work and so they resort to “bombard and overwhelm”.
This headline is funny and I’d like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere
This was about the only non-tabloid source I found, though they’re just quoting the other article.
https://onemileatatime.com/news/british-airways-crew-milan-sex-dungeon-motel/
Works for me. The sun can get fucked
Yes, in Canada
Yes, in Canada
This is the most nonpareil reply for which one could hope to the question, “does it exist elsewhere?”
Perfect subversion of expectation. Comedic precision.
Got an address? And maybe the number of the reservation desk?
The address is the border. No, not the one with the wall. The other one.
Although, they really SHOULD build a wall, to keep all the racist americans out. Make trump pay for it all.
It’s unlikely to be up to anywhere else’s standards. I can’t imagine the Grauniad publishing it. And while the FT’s crossword is famous for being pink and hard in the morning, I doubt they’d find space for it either.
I just checked these on the map. If it’s the same one in the article they are the same building complex. It would be super easy to book the wrong one, it’s not like they’re across town from each other. They’re part of the same “storefront”.
We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn…
Oh, boo fucking hoe
Edit: that was a typo, but I’m leaving it
I respect owning the funny typo.
New phrase just dropped!
And they’re complaining?!
They’re British.
The snaggle-toothed, inbred, crumpet-eaters complain that there are too many Spaniards in Spain when they’re on holiday. They would complain about people complaining about how much they complain, if they could.
If I was responsible for the safety and wellbeing of a flying tube with 200 people in it, I would absolutely be pissed about not being able to get a proper rest.
Honey it was awful. I’m so exhausted, I couldn’t sleep a wink in that horrible place. I went to use the bathroom and like 12 different people tried to felate me. Terrible, just terrible.
There’s so many jokes here… where to start…
Why does this never happen to me?
"Hey honey, sorry about the late night call. I just wanted to check in to say I love you.
Hey, on an unrelated note, there is an orgy happening in my room. Like 13 people have DEMANDED to suck my dick since I checked in. And so far 3 women have had strapons. You know I can’t last here! You KNOW how easily I submit to strong women with strapons! Ok, love you byeeeeee, mistress chloe is calling from down the hall…"
The likely reality is these aren’t attractive people you want to have sex with.
That is quite wild.
“I can’t fly the plane today, someone was doing some flogging and puppy play in the next room all night long, and the barking and screaming kept me up”.
“So since I’m already here, I might as well at this hotel”
“Mistakenly”
Why would you even try to sleep during an orgy? Go join in and get your hole.
Around day three, things get a bit hallucinaty. Sometimes you gotta take a disco nap to keep fresh
The article says they couldn’t work the next day because of the noise… Sure…
Fairly unsurprising conclusion, really.
At least 12 staff were made to stay in the seedy hub, which boasts a vagina-shaped spa bath.
What fragrances were available?
Gwenith Paltrow enters the chat.
Get yersen a whiff o’ mah chuffty!
…oh no.
Yeah baby.wav
Images you can hear lol
