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@[email protected] to Not The [email protected]English • 5 days ago

British Airways crew mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon and were kept awake by 24-hour orgy.

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British Airways crew mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon and were kept awake by 24-hour orgy.

www.thesun.co.uk

@[email protected] to Not The [email protected]English • 5 days ago
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BRITISH Airways crew were mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon — and got no sleep owing to moans and groans from a 24-hour orgy. Staff who tried to kip in bondage-themed beds were unable to work th…
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  • @[email protected]
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    Honey it was awful. I’m so exhausted, I couldn’t sleep a wink in that horrible place. I went to use the bathroom and like 12 different people tried to felate me. Terrible, just terrible.

  • @[email protected]
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    I just checked these on the map. If it’s the same one in the article they are the same building complex. It would be super easy to book the wrong one, it’s not like they’re across town from each other. They’re part of the same “storefront”.

    • @[email protected]
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      I found the Motel mo. om web site. It seems to belong to Mo. om hotels…

      The article stinks like a publicity stunt. And while the Motel is sex themed and has hourly rates, it looks nice.

      Go to https://www.motelmoom.com/

      Click on contatti

      Oooh, [email protected]

      It’s just a sex themed part of the hotel in less prude Italy.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•4 days ago

      We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn…

  • @[email protected]
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    38•5 days ago

    Their bosses booked the team into the Motel Mo.om in the Italian city of Milan but had confused it with the nearby Mo.om Hotel.

    I mean, come on… It’s like they want people to end up there by accident.

  • @[email protected]
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    164•5 days ago

    • @[email protected]
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      36•5 days ago

      Someone hook this guy up with Er Nasir.

      • LousyCornMuffins
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        13•5 days ago

        Came looking for copper. Found contempt.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•5 days ago

        [email protected]

  • BlackEco
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    93•5 days ago

    God, that article was awful to read with The Sun pushing other articles between every damn paragraph.

    • Skua
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      The Sun is an insult to the craft of journalism and should not be posted anywhere

      • @[email protected]
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        60•5 days ago

        The Onion should start a sister news outlet called “The Moon” that just parodies The Sun.

        • @[email protected]
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          22•5 days ago

          I thought the sun was a parody site

          • @[email protected]
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            21•5 days ago

            Nope it’s Murdock’s prime method of inception for the lowest common denominator of the UK’s working class, aside from Liverpool because they blamed the crowd for the Hillsborough disaster and therefore you won’t find a copy of it sold in that city.

            That’s not an exaduration, it literally has tits on Page 3 (except on Sundays), regularly publishes the most outlandish celebrity gossip stories, and you’d be better informed by reading the shit smears on your used toilet paper.

            • @[email protected]
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              20•5 days ago

              He estimated in 2014 that Liverpool’s boycott of The Sun had cost its owners £15 million per month since the disaster, in 1989 prices.

              Heartwarming

            • @[email protected]
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              The Sun is literally dog shit.

              https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/the-sun/

    • @[email protected]
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      5•5 days ago

      It’s a desperate plea to stay engaged. They have no actual understanding of how people work and so they resort to “bombard and overwhelm”.

  • @[email protected]
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    100•5 days ago

    This headline is funny and I’d like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere

    • qupada
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      This was about the only non-tabloid source I found, though they’re just quoting the other article.

      https://onemileatatime.com/news/british-airways-crew-milan-sex-dungeon-motel/

      • @[email protected]
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        23•5 days ago

        Works for me. The sun can get fucked

        • @[email protected]
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    • @[email protected]
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      16•5 days ago

      Yes, in Canada

      • jago
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        Yes, in Canada

        This is the most nonpareil reply for which one could hope to the question, “does it exist elsewhere?”

        Perfect subversion of expectation. Comedic precision.

      • @[email protected]
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        6•5 days ago

        Got an address? And maybe the number of the reservation desk?

        • @[email protected]
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          The address is the border. No, not the one with the wall. The other one.

          Although, they really SHOULD build a wall, to keep all the racist americans out. Make trump pay for it all.

    • @[email protected]
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      It’s unlikely to be up to anywhere else’s standards. I can’t imagine the Grauniad publishing it. And while the FT’s crossword is famous for being pink and hard in the morning, I doubt they’d find space for it either.

  • @[email protected]
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    And they’re complaining?!

    • TXL
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      42•5 days ago

      They’re British.

      • NeilBrü
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        The snaggle-toothed, inbred, crumpet-eaters complain that there are too many Spaniards in Spain when they’re on holiday. They would complain about people complaining about how much they complain, if they could.

    • @[email protected]
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      14•4 days ago

      If I was responsible for the safety and wellbeing of a flying tube with 200 people in it, I would absolutely be pissed about not being able to get a proper rest.

  • Øπ3ŕ
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    I mean… If they could sleep through that… 🫡

  • @[email protected]
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    Sure they did

  • OhStopYellingAtMe
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    I mean, who hasn’t accidentally been booked into a sex dungeon and kept awake by a 24-hour orgy?

    • mechoman444
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      There’s nothing worse than a Tuesday.

  • @[email protected]
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    Oh, boo fucking hoe

    Edit: that was a typo, but I’m leaving it

    • @[email protected]
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      I respect owning the funny typo.

    • @[email protected]
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      6•5 days ago

      New phrase just dropped!

  • FuglyDuck
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    13•5 days ago

    Show of hands.

    Who here thinks this was actually an accident?

    • @[email protected]
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  • Lady Butterfly she/her
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    There’s so many jokes here… where to start…

    • FuglyDuck
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      Tie them down first. That way you can get paid for the full session.

  • @[email protected]
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    22•5 days ago

    At least 12 staff were made to stay in the seedy hub, which boasts a vagina-shaped spa bath.

    What fragrances were available?

    • dohpaz42
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      Gwenith Paltrow enters the chat.

      • @[email protected]
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        Get yersen a whiff o’ mah chuffty!

      • @[email protected]
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        6•5 days ago

        …oh no.

  • @[email protected]
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    9•4 days ago

    That article is everything what I expect from the sun…

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      Fuckin’ hot, right?

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