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@[email protected] to Shitty Life Pro [email protected] • 6 days ago

SLPT: Do all your criminal planning while swimming. Less chance of wires or electronic surveillance.

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SLPT: Do all your criminal planning while swimming. Less chance of wires or electronic surveillance.

@[email protected] to Shitty Life Pro [email protected] • 6 days ago
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  • Rhynoplaz
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    21•6 days ago

    I mean, you’re not wrong

    • lurch (he/him)
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      5•6 days ago

      depends. the russians are listening in the oceans (for submarines and infrastructure) and the lifeguards are using cams (sometimes with AI) to detect emergencies quicker. inside pools without windows could work tho.

  • @[email protected]
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    18•6 days ago

    what happened with doing it in the sauna?

    • @[email protected]OP
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      11•6 days ago

      Things might get too hot in the sauna. I guess. Yeah you’re right I forgot about the sauna.

      • @[email protected]
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        2•6 days ago

        Plus you should be naked

  • @[email protected]
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    6•6 days ago

    Completely irrelevant but the SLPT had me thinking it was “Salt Lake Police Titties.” You’re whalecum, carry on.

    • dustycups
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      3•6 days ago

  • Nusm
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    3•5 days ago

    I would go so far as to say that this might be a LPT without the S.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•6 days ago

    Sounds like someone has seen Bad Boys 2…

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