• Cosmoooooooo
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    45 days ago

    Everyone knows that sand can hold a beer bottle already, right? Or a beer can. It’s sand.

    You don’t need to make it pointy shaped for sand to hold a bottle.

    People already put beer bottles and cans up their asses, and have since the days of wooden beer bottles.

    • Victor
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      55 days ago

      I mean… This hot summer, I’d take a cold fucking beer. Kind of wish I were a woman though… Don’t want to lose anything to the void.

  • @[email protected]
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    105 days ago

    Sticking a cold beer into hot sand is defeating the purpose and every single beach in my state has outlawed glass containers…and rightfully so.

    • Ephera
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      25 days ago

      Yeah, that was my first thought, that it’d be some way of avoiding glass and plastic at the beach…

  • @[email protected]
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    96 days ago

    It’s sand, it molds to the shape of whatever you shove into it. Or many beach chairs have cupholders.

    • Victor
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      65 days ago

      It’s sand, it molds to the shape of whatever you shove into it.

      Dude, at first I was like omg what an ingenious design! Then you said this and I was like oh yeah, we don’t need a new design! So simple!