Eat a vegetable every now and then.
So this is how public bathrooms get shit all over the place. Home boy’s stepping up like a skunk and spraying out of defense.
I always wondered how it got on the ceiling…
Oh that? Explosive diarrhea and someone from down under not yet accustomed to how things work on the northern hemisphere.
If anything it looks like rock solid constipation. Bend down and puuuuuush!
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That or some amount of RIP AND TEAR.
I just assumed the crackheads were having a poo ball fight.
you can also do a partial squat even when sitting, just lift your toes and lean foward, it will help. also eat more fiber.
Me after forgetting why I swore these off.
Apparently they got banned here in the Netherlands because they were too spicy. I still see and bought them recently though so I think they might have reduced the spicyness, at least here :(
I assume this was the same incorrectly reported news as elsewhere in Europe.
An big batch of these were missing an EU-compliant warning about the level of spicyness, and was recalled to have a sticker put on to rectify this.
This was then ofc reported as “noodles too spicy for sale” because that gets more clicks.
These are apparently still vanilla on the spicy spectrum for Koreans.
The 4x is where the real suffering is at
I like that every time the door appears, it has a different message.
Fake for internet points. If it was real, the rug would be all scrunched up around the fingertips.
Edit: also they have a stool, you’d see the imprint of that, not their feet
Just because you keep your step stool next to the toilet doesn’t mean you’re Squatty Potty-ing.
I have that same stool (three, in fact), and they are all as tall as the bowl, not doable for squatty potty.
I also have shorter ones that would work great. Kids come in all sizes.
So you’re saying you have a stool stool?
Ha, they all showed up when the kids did, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t prop myself up for comfort. If it’s there, I’m going to use it.
You know there’s a just a sweaty shirt hanging on the across the shower curtain rod
What a load of shit
I honestly sort of just sit on the toilet like this normally (not on a public toilet). It’s comfortable for me to sort of lean all the way forward and hug my legs while I’m sitting there.
How did he shoot his poop did it just splatter right into the wall? Unless the dude has really elongated ass.
Every shitpost is a quality shitpost.
A victory is a victory.
Get a squatty potty people!
I knew there had to be a better way to shit without pulling my pants down! Ordering mine now 👍
“Picture lied, shit went in pants instead of toilet. 1/10.”
adult diapers.
Its called a poo stool you weirdo.
Or just skip it and go eastern.
My only complaint here is like, can we not get a dedicated back rest? Then again if we are full squat instead of a seat, we probably aren’t staying any longer than is
Decreases doom scrolling for sure.
There’s a non zero chance it’d hit my foot. Fuck off.
Two words: Squatty Potty. Alternatively just eat oatmeal every day for breakfast.
There’s even a step stool folded up right next to the toilet! Oatmeal is great though, especially with berries mixed in
Oatmeal is pig feed. At least thats what my Italian wife says. Won’t touch it.
Also, I’m not young. Do typical people really have this hard of a time shitting? I don’t eat super well, but I can cut a log like a lumberjack. I sit, shit and split.
Eat a veggie y’all.
And I won’t eat grits because its texture sucks, but that’s not the point. Oatmeal is high in fiber, like a lot of vegetables are. Usually bitter, horrible, vile tasting vegetables, like cabbage cultivars. Either way the results are the same though.
