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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected]English • 3 days ago

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  • @[email protected]
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    66•3 days ago

    I told you, we’re an arachno-cyndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive spider for the week.

    • theprogressivist
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      38•3 days ago

      • @[email protected]
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        6•3 days ago

        Who ordered you to use that flamethrower, boot?

    • @[email protected]
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      19•3 days ago

      arachno-spindicalist web

    • TheTechnician27
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      22•3 days ago

      “Think of it less like a hierarchy and more like a web.”

    • @[email protected]
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      5•3 days ago

      You don’t vote for spiders!

  • @[email protected]
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    24•2 days ago

    • @[email protected]
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      8•2 days ago

      I’m a pseudo communist, which you can get at the pharmacy, but you need a driver’s licence and a good story.

  • Boxscape
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    17•3 days ago

    Lmao!

    I just read Children of Time, so this got me by the bubu!

    • @[email protected]
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      3•2 days ago

      You missed the la

      • @[email protected]
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        7•2 days ago

        Corporate goonbrain mentioned products without being asked

        • @[email protected]
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          1•2 days ago

          Angry liberal cuck can’t take a joke

          • @[email protected]
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            deleted by creator

  • @[email protected]
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    20•3 days ago

    This shit is fucking funny

  • TheTechnician27
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    Be thankful they chose Aranae instead of other arachnid orders.

    don't open; whip-spider inside

    Heterophrynus specimen, order Amblypygi

    • Oxysis/Oxy
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      19•3 days ago

      That’s enough internet for life

    • @[email protected]
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      9•3 days ago

      WHY DID I ZOOM IN, WHY IS IT THAT HIGH RES

      • @[email protected]
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        1•2 days ago

        So you see the little copilot in the middle of his face.

      • ivanafterall ☑️
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        5•3 days ago

        WHY IS IT UNDER YOUR BLANKETS!?

      • Ziglin (it/they)
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        1•3 days ago

        It just makes it look more spiky, why are you so harsh?

    • Ginny [they/she]
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      15•3 days ago

      The whip spider looks like it’s saying “oh my gosh! For me?!”

      • ivanafterall ☑️
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        2•3 days ago

        😳 🙈

    • @[email protected]
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      9•3 days ago

      Gah damn it.

    • @[email protected]
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      11•3 days ago

      How about pseudoscorpions? One landed on my arm a few weeks ago (probably fell out of the AC ducts) and it was charmingly silly proportioned for a tiny little thing waving pincers.

      • TheTechnician27
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        7•3 days ago

        Pseudoscorpions are absolute little goofs, I agree. I’m not sure if that offsets how weird and creepy they are. It’s like I’m giggling and profoundly worried I’m seeing an alien at the same time.

        • @[email protected]
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          2•3 days ago

          And this is how today i learned that horses are phoretic hosts for humans.

    • @[email protected]
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      10•3 days ago

      Adorable! Whos a pretyy baby? You’re a pretty baby!

    • RicoBerto
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      8•3 days ago

      I just wanted to say thank you for the spoiler. I have arachnophobia though regular spiders only kind of weird me out unless they are like coming at me. But anything even remotely more than that and I wouldn’t be able to handle it. I choose to live my life believing scorpions are fake for example. Anyways, thanks for hiding the scary picture on the internet when you didn’t have to.

      • TheTechnician27
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        6•3 days ago

        I do have to. Doing otherwise robs you of a chance to someday gradually expose yourself to and appreciate these creatures. Or it at least needlessly ruins someone’s mood.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•3 days ago

      Lil Velcro arms lol dude looks like a cartoon villain

    • Ricky Rigatoni
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      6•3 days ago

      Whip spiders are cute

      • @[email protected]
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        1•2 days ago

        This is as far from cute as things can get before turning into outright cosmic horror

    • @[email protected]
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      2•3 days ago

      the spoiler didn’t work (at least not under photon)

  • @[email protected]
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    Just remember simple doesn’t mean easy

  • piefood
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    10•3 days ago

    Spiders would be great at that. They work super hard!

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 days ago

      And mostly by themselves.

  • [object Object]
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    4•2 days ago

    omg skitter!!!

  • Javacafe
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    11•3 days ago

    Do feline-communists exist?

    • @[email protected]
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      22•3 days ago

      Lol. No. Cats want to be emperor and kings, they don’t give a shit about anyone else.

      • @[email protected]
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        5•3 days ago

        No. They do not.

        They are all really into stirner, though.

        • @[email protected]
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          3•3 days ago

          Stirner is a memetic hazard but not in a cool SCP sorta way but in a “thank fuck Marx got big” sorta way. Imagine how annoying a Stirner version of a tankie would be.

          • @[email protected]
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            I dont have any evidence, but I 100% believe Engels invented Stirner for Marx to get mad about. Everything we know about the guy reads like 1800s satire, and it reads like Engels sense of humor.

            • @[email protected]
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              Head canon (of actual history) accepted

          • @[email protected]
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            3•3 days ago

            Dont have to, had cats.

      • @[email protected]
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        4•3 days ago

        So the same as a regular human communist leadership.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 days ago

      Of course!

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_cat#Anarcho-syndicalism

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 days ago

      Since cats are autistic, the closest you can get is anarcho-autism.

      • @[email protected]
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        2•11 hours ago

        This does explain why my cat has difficulty following metaphors

  • @[email protected]
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    12•3 days ago

    I’m a Barxist-Kennelist. Eliminating the kulaks for the glory of dog

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      I’m a Parksist-Brennanist. I just like going to parks with my bud Brennan.

      • @[email protected]
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        5•2 days ago

        Fucking leftists, always infighting…

  • Track_Shovel
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    Morgora, wife of the Magi of High House Shadow, and High Priestess of Shadow, has entered the chat

  • @[email protected]
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    4•3 days ago

    “How old are you?”

    • @[email protected]
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      20•3 days ago

      Well yeah, if you don’t want a boot in your neck, or to be the supreme leader ahose boot is on every neck, you must be a child.

      And if you think labor shouldn’t be exploited, you can’t be over 30.

      • @[email protected]
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        That’s how I stay young. I’ve been 29 for years.

        • @[email protected]
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          Boot licker.

          Edit: or tyrannical reactionary betrayer of the revolution. How else would you be above the age of twelve?

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 days ago

      “If you are not a liberal when you are young, you have no heart. Yep it was my huge heart and brain all along, I’ve always been honest about my beliefs.”

      — also not Winston Churchill

    • @[email protected]
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      9•3 days ago

      yep, i hate this comic…
      decent pun, but they bake the assumption that anarchy-communists are all childish….
      it’s meme propaganda

      • Pandantic [they/them]
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        15•3 days ago

        I

        • @[email protected]
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          6•3 days ago

          imagine being so dense that you miss other people getting jokes and then have a false sense of superiority over it….
          what a sad world

          • @[email protected]
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            7•3 days ago

            Welcome to the internet

            • db0
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              9•3 days ago

              Have a look around

              • ColdSideOfYourPillow
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                2•2 days ago

                Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.

              • @[email protected]
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                3•2 days ago

                Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

                • @[email protected]
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                  3•2 days ago

                  We’ve got mountains of content

              • kamenLady.
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                1•3 days ago

                You can stay if you want

    • @[email protected]
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      2•3 days ago

      “How old are the theorists you’re reading? Do you read Kropotkin or Graeber or something in between?”

  • JaggedRobotPubes
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    3•3 days ago

    That’s why you always listen.

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