@[email protected] to [email protected] • 4 months agoHow screwed are you?lemmy.mlimagemessage-square291fedilinkarrow-up1940cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1940imageHow screwed are you?lemmy.ml@[email protected] to [email protected] • 4 months agomessage-square291fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish10•4 months agoCongratulations, you’re born as a mighty Uruk-Hai warrior! In the distance you hear trees yelling
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 linkfedilinkEnglish24•4 months agoYou’re a ring on a chain around the neck of a Hobbit.
LOTR. Entirely depends on when and where I show up
Congratulations, you’re born as a mighty Uruk-Hai warrior! In the distance you hear trees yelling
You’re a ring on a chain around the neck of a Hobbit.
Well then it’ll take divine intervention to kill me
… as Shelobs sex-slave hopefully …