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    2 months ago

    A tourist wanted some directions so he asked: "Sorry, do you speak American.’

    My buddy who can be a purist: “I understand American but I speak English.”

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      172 months ago

      Years ago I had someone ask me where the exit to the building is. The building occupies a complete city block in NYC and there are many exits. Using the wrong exit could add 15 minutes to your walk.

      I asked him where he is was going. He got flustered, said “speak American”, and walked off.

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      62 months ago

      On Oxford Street in London, a tourist asked me for directions to Edgware.

      At first puzzled by his interest in visiting far-off social housing and knife crime, I quickly realized by his accent what he actually meant and directed him to nearby Edgware Road.