I choose Mufasa

  • Ildsaye [they/them]
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    81 month ago

    Wile E. Coyote should be US president

    He would just spend all his time pursuing the Roadrunner instead of doing imperialism. He would have all the resources of the military-industrial complex at his disposal to that end, but he would just keep crashing F-35s into cliffs and shit chasing the Roadrunner. And his vice president and cabinet would be no better - all hand-picked cronies from the Acme corporation’s revolving door with the government, only there to help President Coyote devise new contraptions to catch the Roadrunner with.

    • @[email protected]
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      71 month ago

      let’s be honest, most products from the military industrial complex of the u.s. deserve the “acme” brand.

      • @[email protected]
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        61 month ago

        No, Acme products are cost effective. The US military industrial complex is anything but.