I choose Mufasa
@Melatonin Since you lot can’t be trusted I’m calling in Princess Twilight Sparkle to take you back to a monarchy.
Jesus of Nazareth
Poison Ivy from Harley Quinn.
Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
E: Always forget the diacritical marks
Wile E. Coyote should be US president
He would just spend all his time pursuing the Roadrunner instead of doing imperialism. He would have all the resources of the military-industrial complex at his disposal to that end, but he would just keep crashing F-35s into cliffs and shit chasing the Roadrunner. And his vice president and cabinet would be no better - all hand-picked cronies from the Acme corporation’s revolving door with the government, only there to help President Coyote devise new contraptions to catch the Roadrunner with.
let’s be honest, most products from the military industrial complex of the u.s. deserve the “acme” brand.
No, Acme products are cost effective. The US military industrial complex is anything but.
Do comic books count? If yes I’d say Spider Jerusalem from Transmetropolitan. If no, General Hunter Gathers from Venture Bros or Dale Gribble from King of the Hill. Maybe Uncle Duke from Doonesbury.
Uncle Duke? Man, that’s a throwback!
Think I’ll go listen to some Captain & Tennille, “Muskrat Love”
Princess Caroline. She can make deals, is passionate about her work but also her family. She would make this country function and function well and she’d never stop till it was done.
And she is used to apologizing for idiots so she’d be able to alot in and rebuild international relationships.
Bill Cipher
if i wanted to destroy the u.s., i’d vote for ralph wiggum.
if i wanted someone better than most presidents since lincoln, i’d vote for the lenin mummy from the simpsons.
Daria
She would hate that so much
The American people need her
Nausicaa president
Saitama vice
Magneto
The coyote from Road Runner. He comes up with plans, some simple, some complex, and they always fail to work. Oh wait…
Clark Kent.
He always disappears in emergency situations though. Can’t rely on the guy.
