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arrow-up1817imageHow do you do?mander.xyz@[email protected]M to Science [email protected]English • 13 days agomessage-square34fedilink
minus-squareNougatlinkfedilink74•13 days agoCuttlefish are mad smart … and they only live for two years.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish66•13 days agoSmart enough to get in and get out before they have to put up with this shit for too long.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish11•13 days agoSmart enough to get out before they have credit scores.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 linkfedilinkEnglish20•13 days agoWhat shit? It’s not like they have to work.
minus-squarechingaderalinkfedilinkEnglish15•13 days agoThat’s racist, are you calling all cephalopods lazy?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•13 days ago Smart enough to get in and get out before they have to put up with this shit for too long.
minus-squareEvilsandwichman [none/use name]linkfedilinkEnglish12•edit-213 days agoCuttlefish motto: I have no hands and I must scream Gigantic eldritch horror (humans) reaches down and grabs cuttlefish: MMMMM, THIS’LL GO GREAT WITH SAAAUUUCE! EDIT: Just found this in the wild:
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•13 days agoEating dogs is morally good actually since pet dogs are a massive drain on the environment.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish23•13 days agoEating Humans is morally good actually since humans are a massive drain on the environment.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•12 days agoGonna fire up the grill, do you wanna be the first steak?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•12 days agoNono, you’re not getting the first steak, you’ll be the first steak ^^
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•12 days agoHaha aww thanks ☺️, I’m sure it’s reallyyy gooddd🤠 I’m vegan tho😋 haha
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•13 days agoThe solution would be to spay and nueter them if that were true.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•13 days agoOnly a viable option for rich people’s dogs if they are willing to pay a carbon offset tax. Poor people dogs unfortunately have to be braised and sautéed.
Cuttlefish are mad smart … and they only live for two years.
Smart enough to get in and get out before they have to put up with this shit for too long.
Smart enough to get out before they have credit scores.
What shit? It’s not like they have to work.
That’s racist, are you calling all cephalopods lazy?
Living is work.
Cuttlefish motto: I have no hands and I must scream
Gigantic eldritch horror (humans) reaches down and grabs cuttlefish: MMMMM, THIS’LL GO GREAT WITH SAAAUUUCE!
EDIT: Just found this in the wild:
Eating dogs is morally good actually since pet dogs are a massive drain on the environment.
Eating Humans is morally good actually since humans are a massive drain on the environment.
Yesss exactly!!
Gonna fire up the grill, do you wanna be the first steak?
Oh no, I’m vegan thanks
Nono, you’re not getting the first steak, you’ll be the first steak ^^
Haha aww thanks ☺️, I’m sure it’s reallyyy gooddd🤠 I’m vegan tho😋 haha
The solution would be to spay and nueter them if that were true.
Only a viable option for rich people’s dogs if they are willing to pay a carbon offset tax. Poor people dogs unfortunately have to be braised and sautéed.