Cuttlefish are mad smart … and they only live for two years.
Cuttlefish motto: I have no hands and I must scream
Gigantic eldritch horror (humans) reaches down and grabs cuttlefish: MMMMM, THIS’LL GO GREAT WITH SAAAUUUCE!
EDIT: Just found this in the wild:
Eating dogs is morally good actually since pet dogs are a massive drain on the environment.
Eating Humans is morally good actually since humans are a massive drain on the environment.
Yesss exactly!!
Gonna fire up the grill, do you wanna be the first steak?
Oh no, I’m vegan thanks
Nono, you’re not getting the first steak, you’ll be the first steak ^^
The solution would be to spay and nueter them if that were true.
Only a viable option for rich people’s dogs if they are willing to pay a carbon offset tax. Poor people dogs unfortunately have to be braised and sautéed.
Smart enough to get in and get out before they have to put up with this shit for too long.
Smart enough to get out before they have credit scores.
What shit? It’s not like they have to work.
That’s racist, are you calling all cephalopods lazy?
Living is work.
Smart enough to get in and get out before they have to put up with this shit for too long.
Will it ask ‘Why?’
About 600x.
Behold, a human child!
Here is your featherless cephalopod!
How young a child? My cactus could outthink any newborn.
Turns out they basically did the marshmallow test. So we’re talking toddlers.
Excellent a cephalopod is qualified to be president.
GIANT SQUID / MURDER OF RAVENS 2028!
I’d be surprise if the current president could pass it.
Somewhere else in the news today he’s bragging about having passed it. Again. He’s so proud. Seriously, like just a couple hours ago.
A delayed gratification test? Never.
Well, human children are fucking stupid. (A community that has no pendant in the fediverse, it seems)
For anyone wondering, this is the marshmallow test they did.
https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rspb.2020.3161
PS: why are there political comments everywhere including on a science post like this ? Please stop, not everything has to be political.
I, for one, welcome our new cephalopod overlords.
Seriously, they can’t possibly do worse than our current leadership.
TADPOLES FOR EVERYONE!
IA! Fthagn!!!
