Americans awoke this morning to the news that the United States military had [DROPPED BOMBS AND / OR CARRIED OUT DRONE STRIKES] on [WHATEVER COUNTRY WE’RE BOMBING / DRONE STRIKING THIS TIME].
President [GUY WHO HAS COMMITTED MULTIPLE WAR CRIMES], a [REPUBLICAN / DEMOCRAT], sidestepped his [COMPLICIT / COWARDLY / TOTALLY INEPT] Congress, instead directly ordering [HIS LATEST WAR CRIME] much like his predecessor, [ANY PRESIDENT SINCE WORLD WAR II]…
I hate how perfect a template it is.
It’s very good, but I think it’s missing a section that portrays the crimes of [terror group] more. And how congress is working to sanction the finances of [radical group]
Good point, it’s actually too close to actually good reporting, because it reporting on what actually happened instead of just drumming up consent