Americans awoke this morning to the news that the United States military had [DROPPED BOMBS AND / OR CARRIED OUT DRONE STRIKES] on [WHATEVER COUNTRY WE’RE BOMBING / DRONE STRIKING THIS TIME].
President [GUY WHO HAS COMMITTED MULTIPLE WAR CRIMES], a [REPUBLICAN / DEMOCRAT], sidestepped his [COMPLICIT / COWARDLY / TOTALLY INEPT] Congress, instead directly ordering [HIS LATEST WAR CRIME] much like his predecessor, [ANY PRESIDENT SINCE WORLD WAR II]…
I hate how perfect a template it is.
It’s very good, but I think it’s missing a section that portrays the crimes of [terror group] more. And how congress is working to sanction the finances of [radical group]
Good point, it’s actually too close to actually good reporting, because it reporting on what actually happened instead of just drumming up consent
You’re gonna piss off both liberals and conservatives with this post.
That is to say, one side of the aisle.