I watched “Dr Bashir I presume” last night, and Quark offered Rom the holosuite program Vulcan Love Slave Part 2.

Why would you want a Vulcan to service you sexually? I mean, there’s a few fetishes that tie into that (bored and ignored, clinical… detachedness, rape?) but, seriously, in this context it doesn’t seem like a good fit.

How would it even go? “It would be logical for you to climax now😐” , “You created genetic material of a higher than average quantity for your species. This is impressive to me😐”. Hardly a fulfilling love affair to take your mind off that fun Dabo girl. I’m sure there are far more sultry aliens out there to fulfil your fantasies.

  • IninewCrow
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    45 days ago

    I never understood that sexual fantasy in Trek

    Vulcans may be sexually attractive but are the least sexual people in the whole Trek universe. A Vulcan love slave would be no more enjoyable than a lifeless silicon sex doll.

    • Tippon
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      65 days ago

      Ponn Farr. Accidentally lean on her hair and she’ll throw you through a wall

    • @[email protected]
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      24 days ago

      Except once they seven years when they become the most sexual beings in the trek universe.

      Myself, I’d go for an Orion mistress, but not everyone is into the green.