Vulcan Love Slave
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Vulcan Love Slave was the first in a series of novels and holonovels with an erotic but non-violent plot, presumably featuring a Vulcan. Quark owned at least one copy of the novel, and described it as "a hell of a read". In 2373, he offered to sell his first edition to Odo after he discovered that the Constable liked to read romance novels. (DS9: "The Ascent") Vulcan Love Slave was adapted into an erotic holographic program, which was available in the holosuites of Quark's on Deep Space 9...

I watched “Dr Bashir I presume” last night, and Quark offered Rom the holosuite program Vulcan Love Slave Part 2.

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Why would you want a Vulcan to service you sexually? I mean, there’s a few fetishes that tie into that (bored and ignored, clinical… detachedness, rape?) but, seriously, in this context it doesn’t seem like a good fit.

How would it even go? “It would be logical for you to climax now😐” , “You created genetic material of a higher than average quantity for your species. This is impressive to me😐”. Hardly a fulfilling love affair to take your mind off that fun Dabo girl. I’m sure there are far more sultry aliens out there to fulfil your fantasies.

  • TipponEnglish
    5•5 days ago

    ‘But, but Spock, you’re sparkling!’

    • LousyCornMuffinsEnglish
      5•5 days ago

      “Kick him in the nards!”

      “he doesn’t got nards”

      “do it! Do it!”

      💥💥CRUNCH 💥💥

      “Jem’Hadar’s got nards!”