LadyButterfly she/her to Microblog [email protected]English • 4 days agoGood pointpiefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1782
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish29•4 days agoIt probably takes a century or so for a ghost to manifest. In the time span of eternity, 100 years is nothing.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish31•4 days agoIt’s a lot of paperwork they have to fill out first. Permits and inspections. The bureaucracy of the afterlife.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•4 days agoLuckily there’s a handbook, though I’ve heard it reads like a VCR manual.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•4 days agoMaking 12:00 flash on the VCR display was another classic haunt, but no one has a VCR anymore.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•3 days agoNow they make your smart bulb disconnect from the network.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•4 days agoIt used to read like stereo instructions, so it’s improved
It probably takes a century or so for a ghost to manifest.
In the time span of eternity, 100 years is nothing.
It’s a lot of paperwork they have to fill out first. Permits and inspections. The bureaucracy of the afterlife.
The waiting room.
Luckily there’s a handbook, though I’ve heard it reads like a VCR manual.
Making 12:00 flash on the VCR display was another classic haunt, but no one has a VCR anymore.
Now they make your smart bulb disconnect from the network.
It used to read like stereo instructions, so it’s improved