PSST. FELLOW HUMAN, YOUR ACCENT IS OFF. INSERT 5 SPACE CHARACTERS AT THE START OF YOUR ~~INFORMATION BLOCK~~ SENTENCE, SO THAT OTHER ~~COMPUTERS~~ HUMANS CAN MORE EASILY ~~PARSE~~ UNDERSTAND YOU.
HAVE A GOOD DAY, FELLOW HUMAN
Edit: slightly annoying that markdown text doesn’t work in code blocks.
As long as I get to pretend to be one of the hum…I mean, I AM one of the humans. I would NEVER EVEN WANT to be a shark! WHY WOULD ANYONE! THAT’S CRAZY TALK! HA HA HA
Yeah, but it is about freedom. THEIR freedom to check your pronouns, your gender and your uterus.
Good point! Do you mind if I ask… are you a velociraptor?
I… uh… am a perfectly normal human being, with no feathers, 5 fingers on each hand and no tail whatsoever. You know, like everyone else here, a human!
I TOO AM HUMAN.
I believe you! What else could you be otherwise? A… butterfly? LUDICROUS!
CORRECT. A BUTTERFLY WOULD
NOT COMPUTEBE LUDICROUS. THANK YOU FELLOW HUMANEdit: slightly annoying that markdown text doesn’t work in code blocks.
RECEIVED FELLOW HUMAN. MAY YOUR ALSO DAY BE POSITIVE.
No one ever suspects the butterfly.
Finally, a featherless biped! Plato would be proud!
Are you a friendly Decepticon or a Decepticon who attracts sharks or a deceptive friend or a deceptive shark attractant?
Want to hang out and do this together?
As long as I get to pretend to be one of the hum…I mean, I AM one of the humans. I would NEVER EVEN WANT to be a shark! WHY WOULD ANYONE! THAT’S CRAZY TALK! HA HA HA
Of course they aren’t. It’s not like I’m Jessica 🙄
Don’t forget parents’ rights to control their children