You can also watch either movie if you’re stupid and alone. I should know because I did it.
Why do you need a girl to go with for Barbie? If you want to watch it, just fucking watch it. Who cares what people think.
A little sexist on this joke don’t you think?
“Wanna hear the N word, Murray?”
Fellas is it sexist to be shy, awkward, boring person to hang around, or have shit luck.
All things exist so I don’t understand your point. Btw if you meant sexist then it’s not.
I did mean sexist, and it is.
Sexist, no.
The person making the original comment being insecure in their masculinity, yes.
The dictionary defines sexism as…
noun: sexism prejudice, stereotyping, or discrimination, typically against women, on the basis of sex. “sexism in language is an offensive reminder of the way the culture sees women”
In this comment chain, I intend to examine…
It’s implicit bias based on the fallacy of both stereotypes and gender roles in society
I’m on the semen diet. I see men, I eat them.
Did you just assume my existence?!
The audacity!
CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!
Yes, sorry about that.
Hahaha how original and not playing on something totally made up.
Another original joke: My gender is attack helicopter!
Quick, somebody make a meme of “the virgin Oppenheimer vs the Margot Barbie”, I need all the help I can get for my Oscar campaign!
Where is the shitposting here? This is just straight up incel cringe.
incel cringe
Internet user can’t detect a joke
I’ve heard almost this exact thing said unironically to no laughs where people believe they’re too smart to have girlfriend so it just strikes me as either a tone deaf joke or a cringe real thought so it doesn’t land.
Where is the incelness in this?
Seems like a self roast about not getting girls
People in here lack humor to such a degree that they can’t even recognise a joke.
It’s the combination of self roast about not getting girls and sexism.
The sexist remark about Barbie is the set up for the self deprecating joke. It’s not said seriously, it’s there to make you feel a little bit offended and engaged to then realise that they are making fun of themselves.
Watching Oppenheimer is just easier on the soul.
I don’t know, they were both pretty depressing
Oppenheimer wasn’t easy, it’s true. But I rate Barbie below it because it’s current.
Am I the only one who didn’t care to watch either of them?
You’re not like other girls, are you?
I don’t know if this is an American joke or something, but I’m a dude. I just don’t care for hyped stuff.
They were pretty good, Oppenheimer I was excited for but was a bit long, barbie I wasn’t excited for and it was pretty good throughout which surprised me. I just like watching movies in theaters but there haven’t been to many lately that I wanted to watch. There were 3 recently but each was 3 hours long so forget it
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You aren’t the only one, i haven’t watched them either.
Yes
Saying the quiet part out loud.
You can watch The Barbie Movie alone as a single man but you’ll be the only single man in a room filled with couples and girl groups. I know because I was that guy.
Or you can just watch it at home.
Calm down, Allan.
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Big dick energy!
With all the horses in that movie, it’s one of the most masculine movies ever made!
What about M3gan though?
Did you like it? I expected more, I think.
Yeah, I mean it doesn’t do anything particularly unexpected, but did exactly what I wanted from it, and did it extremely competently.
It also was a smidge over 90 minutes, which is refreshing in an age where everything has to be about 45 minutes too long for some fucking reason.
Old meme, this is not the debate raging on because I saw this exact image ages ages ages ago. Just saying
Why not both? Or none? Why are these two films compared even?
Close release dates for two overhyped movies
But it’s kinda weird how polarizing it’s become. I don’t remember this happening for any other two shows.
I’m not sure it even is polarising.
Most people seem to thing they’re both good movies, aimed at different audiences. Not really seen anyone saying one is bad.
The worst big movie this year by far has been Expend4bles, which is objectively awful even if you liked the previous ones.
I’m guessing that the American right party needed to diminish the barbie movie since it’s feminist and all that so they used openheimer as a pivot to shit talk barbie. From then it just became its own thing.
It’s actually much harder to watch Oppenheimer, because you have to see him say his famous catchphrase in a scene that could show John Green how to make sex more awkward
It’s oppen time?
He says, as Tatlock remounts him with the book in hand. “It’s ancient sumerian, and translates to… It’s Oppen-time-r”
And it diminished the value of that phrase.
Oh yeah. It’s an absolute fucking insult to the man. He didn’t actually feel any of the gravity of the situation when he remarked “now I am become death, destroyer of worlds,” he wasn’t making a reference to a religious text, he just remembered that cool time he had sex and his lover dismounted, walked over to the bookcase, pulled a random book off the shelf, and asked “what does this means?” before getting back on
pulled a random book off the shelf
Interestingly enough, this is where Serge Tankian got some of the lyrics for “Chop Suey”.
To be clear, you don’t need any of those things to enjoy either movie.
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Phew, I only have an IELTS score of 8, I was worried there for a sec
I have an ELI5 score of 3
This shit is so damn stale, starving pigeons won’t eat it.