• milk_thief [it/its]
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    407 months ago

    I am punching the mirror as hard as I can, but this ugly bastard will not leave my house, in fact, there seem to be more of him now

  • Mardoniush [she/her]
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    277 months ago

    Man what can be happening to do this surely Kamala hasn’t sponsored any kind of genocide or anything that could bring down the threefold law.

      • NPa [he/him]
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        157 months ago

        a-little-trolling “Folks, I’m telling ya’- Marika, or as I like to call her, “Sleepy Marika”, she messed the Elden Ring up real good. No, it’s true, she really messed it up. The Lands Between are disgusting now, broken into little pieces, borders left unguarded. Disrespectful. Miquella has a solution, a yuge solution. Making Altus Great Again, I call it… Look he’s here now on stage, look how eternally youthful and honest he looks folks! 1000 years of love, people, we’re getting rid of the ANTIFA Golden Order losers!”

  • GenderIsOpSec [she/her, kit/kit's]
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    737 months ago

    Do NOT face allah alone while astral projecting

    Today while astral projecting I summoned allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.

    He is so fucking powerful. I’m not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I’m spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I’ll make it.

    I can’t imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I’m scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I’m currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.

    Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.

  • 2Password2Remember [he/him]
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    517 months ago

    this is painfully cringe. somebody out there really thinks in these terms unironically. what a waste of a mind

    Death to America

        • EelBolshevikism [none/use name]
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          57 months ago

          honestly I’m not sure if witch-adjacent spirituality needs to be idealist to exist. Of course when you start casting what you believe to be literal spells that is not the case lol

          • AnarchoAnarchist [he/him, comrade/them]
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            47 months ago

            I’m much prefer Terry Pratchett’s depiction of witches. Practical women, with a good sense to know that a little bit of “headology” goes quite far, and any real magic is too much of a bother to actually use. That convincing someone you’ve put a curse on them is far more effective than actually putting a curse on them.

            Do you really want to summon seven generations of ancestors to fix someone’s broken arm? Or do you want to put splint on it, wave your hand and mumble, so that the patient thinks that you’ve cast some spell of healing, and tell them to keep it in a sling for a few weeks?

  • shath [comrade/them]
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    197 months ago

    they should come work at the National Institute for the Technology of Witchcraft and Thaumaturgy

  • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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    7 months ago

    Blue Wave
    {X}{U}{U}
    Sorcery

    Tap all lands you control.

    Prevent the next X damage that would be dealt to target opponent this turn.


    “VOTE blue no matter who!” -Lim-Dûl