blueMAGA brain. just swapped HUNTER’S LAPTOP out for STOLE NUCLEAR SECRETS

he really is the greatest investment they ever made. they never have to fulfill a campaign promise again.

holy shit they’re so fucking evil and stupid

“um but someone might play them”

it has the lowest bar to entry. credit to marxists, libs ask them much stupider questions

when you’re a liberal who’s seen V for Vendetta

anarchist adventurism is preferable to a quiet night in on the couch

these guys believe that they are an oppressed minority within sinful race-cucked secular liberalism, except then they’ll immediately explain their entire insane worldview in their second ever conversation with someone.

look, no matter who wins the election, the desk is getting pooped on

Blue Wave
{X}{U}{U}
Sorcery

Tap all lands you control.

Prevent the next X damage that would be dealt to target opponent this turn.

“VOTE blue no matter who!” -Lim-Dûl

COME BACK PRINCE KROPOTKIN

i mean, what else are you gonna do after jerking off?

i’ve had some awful takes on here but i think my worst one was ever defending her

“organize [to fundraise for my reelection campaign]”

i’m dumb as fuck, for the record, and getting dumber

those snipers on the rooftop would get a call over their radios within minutes

okay who the fuck is thomas massie and why isn’t he getting in line? is he just some rando that accidentally got the job and hasn’t been sufficiently disciplined yet?

i’m gonna bust

horrifying. sublime. i have never had more hope that america will be defeated in our lifetime.

that’s a bad example because people use the test wrong and haven’t even heard of the comic which is way better.