Not one of them is wearing Oakleys in their truck.
Shouldn’t they all be holding fish too?
See, heaven forbid I start dating again, I would take/use one where I’d be holding my cat. Whoever would be dating the both of us
LOL! I came across women saying, “no dead animal pics”.
“Are you the guy or the fish?”
“The guy obviously”
“Blocked”
Would swipe right
No car picture? There is always a picture of the guy sitting in his car. Always.
With those stupid sunglasses.
Needs more drivers seat truck selfies but still accurate and a bio that starts off like, "single cat dad, 55 yo, looking for a young feline thing to spoil, if you’ve had kittens before then keep scrolling, find some lefty cuck to take care of those tom cat bastards "
My mum said when she installed tinder it was full of dick pics as profile pictures
