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@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 2 months ago

Magic isn't REAL

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Magic isn't REAL

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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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    2 months ago

    I have a 125% damage reflection outfit I make in Oblivion and call it “Why You Hitting Yourself?”

    • @[email protected]
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      5•2 months ago

      I made a spell in Morrowind.

      Ranged, Targeted, 10ft radius blast centered on target.

      100 points of damage per second of frost, flame, poison, and shock damage. Totalling 4000 damage over 10 seconds.

      Paralysis for 15 seconds.

      I called it “Die Bastard!”

  • @[email protected]
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    16•2 months ago

    Magic emerged from illusion tricks and sleigh of hand. 😎 Can you imagine getting killed for a cold fire trick on your hands back in the leadbrain days of Rome.

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      sleigh of hand

      • @[email protected]
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        Masterpiece.

  • @[email protected]
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    12•2 months ago

    This ring was crafted by Rick Sanchez in the heart of Whoredoor. Upon reading the inscribed name the wearer remembers magic isn’t real and is granted an 18% buff.

    • @[email protected]
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      Does it protect against gondorhea?

      • janus2
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        if you explain the origin of the ring to any prospective suitors, absolutely

  • @[email protected]
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    26•2 months ago

    Read a book

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    10•2 months ago

    Magic is real and so is my frog!

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    Oh yeah ? So what did you use to enchant that ring ?

    • Nicht BurningTurtle
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      What do you mean? It’s just a normal ring.

    • @[email protected]
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      Souls.

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      Science

      • I Cast Fist
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        Al-Chemical science

  • @[email protected]
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    And since skyrim counts poison damage as magic, spices are not real either.

    • janus2
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      there’s a joke about English cuisine in here somewhere

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        That’s not a real thing!

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    Read a book!

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      10•2 months ago

      or is it? ✨✨✨✨✨

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    2•2 months ago

    Does that do reflect or heal?

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    5•2 months ago

    Dragonborn, I wanna buy your ring!

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    6•2 months ago

    Read this in my head like Arnold said it.

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    29•2 months ago

    That’s a basis for an isekai anime if I ever saw one

    «I was transported to a world where magic is real but I have 118% magic resistance»

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      pretty sure there are at least 3 isekais with this plot already

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        I remember one set in a magic school in a world where everyone is a magician except the MC who is a complete dumbass. But he is so strong that his feats look like magic to others.

        Was kinda funny to watch. For like 4 episodes. The joke got old really quick.

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          There’s another one, not isekai, but similarly magic school, where everyone knows magic except for the MC, who is an anti-mage.

          Also didn’t get beyond four eps.

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          Mashle. I agree.

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