harvestmen (daddy long legs) are venomous and lack the mouth-parts necessary for injection, but they’re not true spiders.

Harvestmen do not possess venom glands.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones

Not saying a business/person wouldn’t try to do something this shitty, but this seems like such a low effort thing to fake. Literally just a word doc printed out and duct taped to a wall.

I know someone that has started saying “normalicy” and I want to scream every time

Yes to all of these, although my current friends and wierd collections are both relatively newly acquired

“Pro lapsu” is Greek for “slip of the tongue?” Ew.

The blue thing is a Popple

So I’m rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh, ahh. I’ll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize, "Holy shit, Hansel, haven’t you been smoking peyote for six straight days and couldn’t some of this maybe be in your mind?

Hey I don’t speak any German but I get this one!

Is Scooby gagging in the last panel or taking a drink?

I fucking loved Corel, I’ve never really found an adequate replacement for it. Guess I’ll be giving InkScape a try, thanks

There aren’t too many actors that will pull my interest just based on their involvement. Sam Rockwell, Gary Oldman and Philip Seymour Hoffman (RIP) are the first that come to mind but I’m sure there are more. Does Tom Waites count?

The ancient drawing was by a caveman trying to convince his caveman bros that he could totally take a polar bear.

Not that I’ve traveled all over the US, but I’ve never heard the term “chippy” used that way here. Where is it used?

It looks like a Zong

Among many other misattributed MP3s I downloaded off LimeWire, I remember downloading an mp3 of a “new leaked Nine Inch Nails song” called “Digital” that even had an intro read by a some DJ on a radio station (supposedly).

It ended up not being Nine Inch Nails, but I loved the song anyway, and had no idea what it was until a decade later when I found it again online. Still fuckin rocks too:

Boom Boom Satellites - Push Eject

I also remember a Tetris Theme remix by Aphex Twin that was very much not Aphex Twin.

I also remember downloading the Aphex Twin remix of Beck’s "Devil’s Haircut"and the remix was so bad I thought it had to be fake (it’s not).

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2000/sep/19/1

How about 512 floppy drives, 16 hard drives and 4 scanners?

https://youtu.be/3KS02q0BUnY

sleigh of hand

Think the first time I remember hearing it was in Boyz II Men’s “Simpin’ Ain’t Easy” (https://youtu.be/SBrYKRh6Eeg)