Mexican Pizza left a poop on your bed
It doesn’t apply in my case, but I like the idea of a goddess called Bubbles and a Taco Bell item called Squanch.
Hey, you leave Crunch Wrap Supreme alone, he’s a good boy.
Sylvie (left, named her after having just finished Loki season one) and Molly (Cobb, For All Mankind)
My girl cat Persephone got a goddess name, but we normally do old lady names and had a mental block on them at the time. So Percy it is.
Also dictators. I know boy cats named Meowsolini and Chairman Meow.
When I adopted my cat his name was LuciPurr and I promptly renamed him to Lucifer
So you renamed him from LuciPurr to LuciFur, got it
Saddam Hussein, and Saddam Hussein’s best friend
Saddam *Hissein
Behind the Bastards?
You betcha
Paw Zedong
I have a cat named Francis, but sometimes I call him Francisco Franco 😂
You listen to behind the bastards don’t you?
I don’t, should I?
I have a girl cat named Preggo.
We rescued her during a tornado storm, in Arkansas, and we thought she was pregnant so I just called her Preggo.
By the time we got her to the vet we found out she’s not pregnant, just fat and weird, however by that time she got used to being called Preggo so we just kept that up.
What the hell is going on here?
Did we just lose?
Yes, we lost The Game.
At first I was confused about why someone would copy some random twitter user’s post on here, but now I’m even more confused about why someone would fake a month old twitter post
I mean I respect the art, it definitely had an effect on me
Wtf? Is dead internet true?
I think the twitter screenshot is fake. I tried to look up JaydenSmithish through nitter and it says user not found
I don’t like that
I don’t think you should like your own post, kinda cringe
Now think of every tweet screenshot we’ve seen, and how many we’ve actually checked to see if it’s legit. Scary because nearly all of us must have fallen for lies at some point
Maybe we’ve reached the inflection point, where AI slop now outnumbers human posts everywhere.
No where is safe.
Now pick for me 4 pictures of stairs.
That’s crazy! Although I’ve told this story many times before haha, I’m surprised a bot picked it up but not at the same time.
I am genuinely truthful in my story haha, she’s an awesome cat!
they are both jayden smith just spelled differently… why?
Also, the posts were made exactly 1 month apart. This is wack
Edit, wait, I think the twitter screenshot is fake. I tried to look up JaydenSmithish through nitter and it says user not found
Funny you say that.
as the prophecy foretold
👀👀👀 wwwtttffff
My princess is named: Winter.
Because she’s white.
The stray calico kitten that hangs out on my porch and in front of my front door I named Princess because she is regal and demanding.
Funny, I’m close to the opposite. My boy cat is named after a god (Apollo, Greek god) and my girl cat is named after my favourite drink (Islay, scotch from Islay, Scotland).
Not Laphroaig?
Brb getting a cat so I can name it Lagavulin
My next cat will be named Quarter Cask
We name all the cats regardless of sex after something to do with literature. But that’s their government names and I normally don’t use those online to protect their tiny kitty privacy.
All their nicknames are like
Jerkcat Babycat Dingus YOU FUCKER STOP CHEWING PLASTIC creature Sweetie Grey ghost Great hunter
Look, just anything that pops into my head as I sing sweet nothings to them
Current cat is creature often. Little weird creature.
Aww we’ve got a YOU FUCKER STOP CHEWING PLASTIC at home, too
Well I guess if we’re just throwing out cat names we’ve used
Boy: Rocky, Guardian, Scout, Peewee, Houdini, Big Boy
Girl: Socks, Magellan, Diva, Leia, Izzie, Ozzie, Fireball, Ditto, Belle, Oreo
My Boy: Rails, for Ruby on Rails.
My Girl: Sushi, cause she’s black and white and looks like a roll.
I hope your cat never finds out he could have been called ruby but you choose to go with rails…
We had a Ruby but she died 😢
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<_<
.>_>.
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Soooo… I guess Ruby liked to be on Rails a lot?
wtf is Taco Bell?! AND WHY IS MY PHONE AUTO CAPITALISING THE NAME!!
Because corporate logos and names are our new deities. Chill out and have a Star Bucks!
I don’t really think we have time for a hand job, Joe.
Not with that attitude
I like money
You ain’t from around here, are ya son?
“Crunchwrap Supreme”, but we just call him “Crunchy” for short.
