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Together they can make the combined-arms-gulls.
If there are armadillos, where are the legadillos?
And what about the Dillos who don’t want to be armed?
unarmadillos?
Stands to reason, yes. Maybe also navyadillos and airforcadillos.
Given how much cuter a goldfish is than a silverfish, whatever a bronzefish is must be a absolutely disgusting.
It’s all fun and games until the firegull nation attacks.
My brother and I discovered the new Gulliver…
Bay-gull. Bagel.
Bay-hull; loves explosions.
Heartgulls
“By your powers combined, I’m Captain Gull!”
I am Gull, and by this axe I rule!
Reminds me of a John Hodgman bit - we have ice hockey, field hockey, and air hockey, implying the existence of fire hockey.
We have Baygulls. They are tasty with cream cheese.
Yeah until one of those airgulls comes and swipes it.
I used to study animal management and there was a lecturer who wrote his uni thesis on “seagulls” and any time he heard someone call them seagulls he’d shout down the hallway “They’re herring gulls!”
Seagulls are not just herring gulls though. The term is used for any gulls people see near the sea. In the UK that’s herring, great black backed & and lesser black backed, black headed, common, and kittiwakes.
A birdwatching friend of mine has decided that if he ever discovers a new species, he’s naming it “seagull” regardless of where he finds it or what it looks like just to piss off all the ornithologists.
also, spacegulls
Space gul
thank you.
Attention Bajoran workers…
I’ve seen many seagulls in my life.
But I’ve never seen any of the others.
And that’s terrifying. Stay vigilant.
Long ago, the four gulls lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the fire gulls attacked…
If seagulls fly over the sea, then what flies over the bay?
Bagels.
In light of the above, then, I hereby propose that squirrels get renamed to “treegulls.”
I think a “landgull” would just be a pigeon
Nah, that’s an airgull. A landgull would be a chicken.
Nah, that’s a farmgull. A landfill would be an ostrich
No that’s where garbage goes, landgull would be a peacock
No, that’d be a fancygull. A landgull would be a rat.
No that would be a politigul. A landgull would be a gopher.
No, that’s a dirtgull. A landgull would be a kangaroo.
Wrong.
Seagulls imply the existence of Rivergulls, Lakegulls, Mountiangulls, Desertgulls, Forestgulls, Plaingulls, Valleygulls, Hillgulls, etc.
Archipelagulls
No no no, you’re all wrong. It goes Agles, Beagles, Seagulls, Deegles, Eagles, etc. We’ve proven the existence of 3 of these species already, but the search continues for these other mysterious creatures the certainly must exist. In this TED Talk, I will…
