• @[email protected]
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    125 hours ago

    I remember a bush outside my window with the spider in it. Green body, orange legs… I watched her build a web all summer. One day there was an egg in the web. After a while, the egg hatched and hundreds of baby spiders came out and ate her.

  • @[email protected]
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    1716 hours ago

    First time I saw this was on the beach late on a moonless night. This was before cell phones, so I had to get close in the dim glow from a street light half a block away. They started sprawling.

    • @[email protected]
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      110 minutes ago

      happened in our garage when a roommate stepped on a fat spider trying to kill it. mini spiders everywhere!

  • Nougat
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    6820 hours ago

    So I’m like 13 years old, climbing a tree at a friend’s house. It’s a bit of a shimmy up the trunk, I’m well in the air, hugging the tree. I look down at my feet to make sure I have footing before lifting a hand above my head to reach for a branch.

    As my head is going from looking down to looking up, just as I am grabbing the branch and hanging from it, I realize that my nose is almost touching a big old wolf spider mama, fully laden with all her children.

    DROP

    I never climbed that tree again.

    • LongLive
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      1520 hours ago

      Are they venomous or otherwise dangerous to humans?

      • @[email protected]
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        1315 hours ago

        Nope. Also, if you coax a momma into your hand, you can throw it at your enemies for a spectacular spider-bomb.

          • hopesdead
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            59 hours ago

            Spider-Bomb, Spider-Bomb

            Does what ever a… AH! GET THAT THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!

      • FuglyDuck
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        4620 hours ago

        To add to what nougat said, because that’s very much the appropriate answer…

        All spiders are in fact venomous- it’s part of how they feed. Many species, the venom is not harmful to humans, or only very weakly so. (Wolf spiders qualify as “very weakly so”)

        That said, you try keeping a reasonable head when you suddenly come eyeball-to-eyeball with a wolf spiders qualify and her kids.

      • @[email protected]
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        1217 hours ago

        When they get spooked they launch their kids everywhere to overwhelm potential predators. Imagine if you squashed a spider and suddenly you were covered in hundreds of tiny spiders?

      • @[email protected]
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        1420 hours ago

        No, they are spider bros. They kill brown recluses, black widows, and other things that are dangerous. Typically do not mess with humans unless seriously provoked.

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          9 hours ago

          I get the sentiment, but black widows (and Theridiidae in general) are quite proficient in taking out wolf spiders and other prowling spiders, not the other way around.

  • OpenStars
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    1517 hours ago

    TIL, it’s not so much that we step on them as they they throw themselves under our footsteps…

  • @[email protected]
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    2820 hours ago

    Try to keep wolf spiders alive but if you must kill, watch they don’t have the hundred babies on their back. If they do…it’s nightmare fuel

    • @[email protected]
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      1720 hours ago

      Had a smoke detector going off randomly one night and I pulled it down only to have mama crawl all over my hand as the babies were running around like maniacs, some casting off. Mama still had a bunch on her when I got the smoke detector outside.

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    1219 hours ago

    Walking back home from work at night I cross some fields, I see dozens of them. They are super easy to spot with a headlamp, their eyes shine like tiny glass shards or water droplets.

    • @[email protected]
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      1016 hours ago

      Given THC the active ingredient in marijuana, the spider didn’t build a web, but a hammock. Where it would lay all day and watch the caffeine spider go.