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Is that a python in your pocket or are you just HOLY SHIT IT IS A PYTHON!
My anaconda doesn’t want…wait, it’s just pythons
The man had been previously arrested on wildlife crimes in Sri Lanka in 2024, and had in the past tried to move wolves, meerkats, black cockatoos, sugar gliders, porcupines, ball pythons, iguanas, frogs, salamanders and turtles, officials said.
After the difficulties that arose in the porcupine attempt, it was pretty clear that pythons were the way to go for underwear smuggling.
🎶 Frogs in mah pants eh
TRIPLE DICK DUDE!
Quad dick.
Oh shit! That’s what I call my cock! 3 pythons
Hail hydra
extra girth and length.
Insta?
Trouser Python. Technically true, and no-one is going to check.
not python 3 ?
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