• TrackinDaKraken
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    3711 days ago

    My wife cheated on me. That was lucky because, when her family found out, she was humiliated, and didn’t demand that I sell the house to give her half, she just walked away. Had she not cheated, and just divorced me, I likely would have been forced to sell the house at the bottom of the market. We would have each gotten less than $10,000.

    Now, the mortgage is nearly paid off, and the house is worth three times what it was when we divorced.

    • @[email protected]
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      211 days ago

      Nice! I’m a guy who also kept the house. It’s a small Habitat for Humanity place, but its got a big yard and I’m on the edge of town.

      Ex is living in rent-to-own shack in bumfuck Arkansas with the kids. Literally a one stoplight town. At least the kids get to live here 1/4 of the year.

  • 🇨🇦 tunetardis
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    6711 days ago

    I was in the upstairs bathroom at my parents’ place which had a skylight you could open. I did, and half of a hornet’s nest fell from it. I slammed the window shut as quick as I could and then looked down. The other half was floating in the toilet with the hornets momentarily dazed. I closed the lid and flushed. When I peeked under the lid, it was gone.

    • Lovable Sidekick
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      2111 days ago

      This is like a condensed movie! Jump scare, epic battle, moments of stark terror, problem resolved - or was it? Clearly open for a sequel. And also a better love story than Twilight!

      • 🇨🇦 tunetardis
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        711 days ago

        Clearly open for a sequel.

        Hmm…now that I think of it, there’s a tenant renting the upstairs these days. I hope someone told her about the hornets?

  • @[email protected]
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    911 days ago

    I got run over by a car some ten years ago. Despite the windshield being smashed in, i didn’t get any injury except the big bloody wound on my head and some scratches around my body. Had i hit the frame instead of the windshield i would have probably had my skull fractured.

    • @[email protected]
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      111 days ago

      Gf and I were looking for a part at the junkyard (1989). Dozens of cars with a bloody circle in the windshield.

      Wear your seat belt kids!

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    11 days ago

    Reno: I put a dollar into a penny slot, pressed two buttons, won $1700, and immediately cashed out.

  • Frenchfryenjoyer (she/her)
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    1011 days ago

    When I was a baby I started choking while inside a shop. we were on holiday abroad and it was sheer luck that a doctor was in the shop and he saved my life

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      611 days ago

      Nurse dosed me with penicillin when I was 5 (1976).

      Parents, “We don’t know if he’s allergic!”

      Nurse: “Nonsense.”

      Thank god I was already in the ER.

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    2311 days ago

    I met one of my now closest friends at the end of a Halloween party just as things were shutting down and everyone was leaving.

    As she was walking by, she randomly announced that she was going to see a band next week. One that I had already bought tickets for. We talked briefly and exchanged numbers. We saw the band together and hung out a few more times but I think after the third time we hung out, we knew we were best friends.

    We both weren’t even supposed to go to that Halloween party. Both of us had very different plans and somehow ended up at the party as something to do. The timing for us to meet was just so tiny and it doesn’t even feel real sometimes.

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      11 days ago

      Nice! Met my best friend laying on my couch reading one of my books. Fuck is this guy?! One of my loser roommates friends?

      “Dragonlance is badass!”

      “You’re on the first book of the second trilogy. Here, read Dragons of Autumn Twilight before you ruin the plot.”

      SEE: username

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    811 days ago

    When I was 17 I was driving my mom’s car. Suddenly the neighborhood seemed very dark so I stopped. I was sitting on a boat ramp into the Gulf of Mexico.

    One night in college I was driving down a street that runs parallel to railroad tracks and then jogs to cross them. As I crossed I glanced over to see a train right outside my passenger door.

    I don’t know how I got lucky enough to find my husband.

  • @[email protected]
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    2911 days ago

    Being born a cis white male in the USA. It’s not right, but it was lucky.

    I’ll come back with an answer more in line with the intent of the question if I see this again later.

    Seriously, my life is (unfairly) so much easier than it could have been. That’s not lost on me. Let’s change that.

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      1311 days ago

      I’d say the USA part puts you somewhere closer to the middle of the luck spectrum these days…

    • Lovable Sidekick
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      311 days ago

      Exactly my thinking. Could have been born and raised in much worse circumstances, considering everything going on in the world.

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      Dad told me this in the early 90s. Listen: “This might sound racist, but you were damned lucky to be born a young, white, American male in the late 20th century.”

      He was right. Double lucky, because mom would have aborted my happy ass if it had been legal in 1971. And now here I am to pester all y’all with my bullshit opinions!

  • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈
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    2211 days ago

    Moments after unloading a patient from my ambulance, a jeep slammed into the rear end. It was blamed on “solar glare”.

    My partner, myself, and our patient probably would’ve been killed.

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    1011 days ago

    Found out the lower control arm on my car was barely held on with one bolt that was so loose it rattled while I drove. Had my transmission replaced and they didn’t totally button up the sub-frame after they were done. I was one hard turn away from finding out what happens when only one tire goes horizontal at highway speeds for about 3 months

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    2611 days ago

    My ex was having a girls night with some friends and accidentally butt dialled me while she was having sex with her ex, I could hear them clearly but she had no idea. She came home acting like everything was normal, I would never have known if it weren’t for the butt dial, dodged a bullet

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      311 days ago

      Oh god. Not as bad, but my ex-wife butt dialed me from the operating theater.

      “Yeah, he wants to have kids. LOL, fuck all that!”

      Yeah, I heard that.

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      I count my ex leaving me as one of the highlights of my life. She took the kids as well, but after a few years of fucking me, the judge handed her her ass on a silver platter. Kids are here now!

      And my new wife? Gods what a fantasy woman, tell her that all the time. I’m stupid lucky.

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    2011 days ago

    I was working on my car and had one of the springs out tightened down with a spring compressor. I stupidly had it stood upright with my face over it. I moved out of the way momentarily and the spring compressor broke, launching the spring like four stories into the sky landing in a field next to us. Don’t know what that would’ve done to me if it hit me in the face.

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    1211 days ago

    I was quite lucky finding cash on the ground some time ago. I found 50 euro bill two times, 20 one time 10 another one and i think 5 one or two times.