My wife cheated on me. That was lucky because, when her family found out, she was humiliated, and didn’t demand that I sell the house to give her half, she just walked away. Had she not cheated, and just divorced me, I likely would have been forced to sell the house at the bottom of the market. We would have each gotten less than $10,000.
Now, the mortgage is nearly paid off, and the house is worth three times what it was when we divorced.
Nice! I’m a guy who also kept the house. It’s a small Habitat for Humanity place, but its got a big yard and I’m on the edge of town.
Ex is living in rent-to-own shack in bumfuck Arkansas with the kids. Literally a one stoplight town. At least the kids get to live here 1/4 of the year.
I was in the upstairs bathroom at my parents’ place which had a skylight you could open. I did, and half of a hornet’s nest fell from it. I slammed the window shut as quick as I could and then looked down. The other half was floating in the toilet with the hornets momentarily dazed. I closed the lid and flushed. When I peeked under the lid, it was gone.
This is like a condensed movie! Jump scare, epic battle, moments of stark terror, problem resolved - or was it? Clearly open for a sequel. And also a better love story than Twilight!
Clearly open for a sequel.
Hmm…now that I think of it, there’s a tenant renting the upstairs these days. I hope someone told her about the hornets?
“Dodge this.”
You did that.
I got run over by a car some ten years ago. Despite the windshield being smashed in, i didn’t get any injury except the big bloody wound on my head and some scratches around my body. Had i hit the frame instead of the windshield i would have probably had my skull fractured.
Gf and I were looking for a part at the junkyard (1989). Dozens of cars with a bloody circle in the windshield.
Wear your seat belt kids!
Reno: I put a dollar into a penny slot, pressed two buttons, won $1700, and immediately cashed out.
When I was a baby I started choking while inside a shop. we were on holiday abroad and it was sheer luck that a doctor was in the shop and he saved my life
Nurse dosed me with penicillin when I was 5 (1976).
Parents, “We don’t know if he’s allergic!”
Nurse: “Nonsense.”
Thank god I was already in the ER.
yikes. sorry that happened to you, glad you’re ok!!!
I won some Tupperware at bingo in the church basement when I was nine years old.
But don’t you wish you could still feel as excited now as you did as a 9 year old? :)
Ok you guys are pushing it
I met one of my now closest friends at the end of a Halloween party just as things were shutting down and everyone was leaving.
As she was walking by, she randomly announced that she was going to see a band next week. One that I had already bought tickets for. We talked briefly and exchanged numbers. We saw the band together and hung out a few more times but I think after the third time we hung out, we knew we were best friends.
We both weren’t even supposed to go to that Halloween party. Both of us had very different plans and somehow ended up at the party as something to do. The timing for us to meet was just so tiny and it doesn’t even feel real sometimes.
Nice! Met my best friend laying on my couch reading one of my books. Fuck is this guy?! One of my loser roommates friends?
“Dragonlance is badass!”
“You’re on the first book of the second trilogy. Here, read Dragons of Autumn Twilight before you ruin the plot.”
SEE: username
When I was 17 I was driving my mom’s car. Suddenly the neighborhood seemed very dark so I stopped. I was sitting on a boat ramp into the Gulf of Mexico.
One night in college I was driving down a street that runs parallel to railroad tracks and then jogs to cross them. As I crossed I glanced over to see a train right outside my passenger door.
I don’t know how I got lucky enough to find my husband.
Being born a cis white male in the USA. It’s not right, but it was lucky.
I’ll come back with an answer more in line with the intent of the question if I see this again later.
Seriously, my life is (unfairly) so much easier than it could have been. That’s not lost on me. Let’s change that.
I’d say the USA part puts you somewhere closer to the middle of the luck spectrum these days…
Exactly my thinking. Could have been born and raised in much worse circumstances, considering everything going on in the world.
Dad told me this in the early 90s. Listen: “This might sound racist, but you were damned lucky to be born a young, white, American male in the late 20th century.”
He was right. Double lucky, because mom would have aborted my happy ass if it had been legal in 1971. And now here I am to pester all y’all with my bullshit opinions!
Moments after unloading a patient from my ambulance, a jeep slammed into the rear end. It was blamed on “solar glare”.
My partner, myself, and our patient probably would’ve been killed.
Found out the lower control arm on my car was barely held on with one bolt that was so loose it rattled while I drove. Had my transmission replaced and they didn’t totally button up the sub-frame after they were done. I was one hard turn away from finding out what happens when only one tire goes horizontal at highway speeds for about 3 months
My ex was having a girls night with some friends and accidentally butt dialled me while she was having sex with her ex, I could hear them clearly but she had no idea. She came home acting like everything was normal, I would never have known if it weren’t for the butt dial, dodged a bullet
That will teach her ass.
Unfortunately it’ll probably teach her the wrong lesson.
Oh god. Not as bad, but my ex-wife butt dialed me from the operating theater.
“Yeah, he wants to have kids. LOL, fuck all that!”
Yeah, I heard that.
My wife cheated on me and I met a wonderful woman who treats me so well…
I count my ex leaving me as one of the highlights of my life. She took the kids as well, but after a few years of fucking me, the judge handed her her ass on a silver platter. Kids are here now!
And my new wife? Gods what a fantasy woman, tell her that all the time. I’m stupid lucky.
I was working on my car and had one of the springs out tightened down with a spring compressor. I stupidly had it stood upright with my face over it. I moved out of the way momentarily and the spring compressor broke, launching the spring like four stories into the sky landing in a field next to us. Don’t know what that would’ve done to me if it hit me in the face.
I’m going to go with “nothing good.”
Death or serious injury certainly, those SOBs can punch through a roof and have more to go afterwards
I think it probably would have un-lifed you
maybe don’t watch that, jihadi blowing his skull off staring down a rifle, no blood and guts, but still…
I was quite lucky finding cash on the ground some time ago. I found 50 euro bill two times, 20 one time 10 another one and i think 5 one or two times.
Oh thank goodness! I was looking for those!