• @[email protected]
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    666 days ago

    My kids have been using cocaine to finish their math homework. It’s funny, their grades have gotten worse.

    I only code with cocaine now, it’s so much faster.

    I read a book the other day that was written with cocaine. It was called Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.

    …wait.

  • @[email protected]
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    396 days ago

    It’s important to be wary of misinformation with generative cocaine

    There is a serious risk that companies will try to replace workers with cocaine.

  • jan Teten (ona meli)
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    25 days ago

    Cocaine—The good, the bad, and the scary There is no denying that cocaine has changed our lives. However, some might argue if it’s for the better. A recent survey by Forbes indicated that many Americans still trust humans over cocaine by a large percentage. Those surveyed shared that they think people would do a better job of administering medicine, writing laws, and even choosing gifts, just to name a few.

  • I Cast Fist
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    66 days ago

    Pfft, kids these days can’t do anything without cocaine.

    Oh my good, I should’ve used cocaine sooner!!! It’s so amazing!!!

  • @[email protected]
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    66 days ago

    Flip the script.

    If you want to hang out, you’ve gotta take her out, AI

    If you want to get down, down on the ground, AI

    She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie

    AI

    If you got bad news, you want to kick them blues, AI

    When your day is done, and you want to run, AI

    She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie

    AI

    If your day is gone, and you want to ride on, AI

    Don’t forget this fact, you can’t get it back, AI

    She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie

    AI

    • @[email protected]
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      46 days ago

      ^ The lyrics were wrong, fixed 'em. They were AI results. How’s that for irony?

      (Yes, I replied to my own comment. For some reason I can no longer edit my own posts.)

  • Stop Forgetting It
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    85 days ago

    Cocaine is revolutionizing workplace productivity, its transforming daily work routines by our enhancing efficiency.

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      3 days ago

      “Where’s my wife and family? What if I die here? Who’ll be my role model? Now that my role model is gone, gone”, panicked Simon.

      He ducked back down the alley.

      “Hallelujah”, said Chevy the bodyguard.

      Simon crawls up the side of the building and back into the apartment. “Cattle in the marketplace! I see angels in the architecture!! Will you call me Betty?”

      Chevy sets down his bong on the glass coffee table and goes over to calm his dear friend Simon. He hands him his favorite instrument and begins singing a familiar lullaby. “Na. Nanana na na, Na nanana na…”

  • @[email protected]
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    75 days ago

    “I’m a vibe coder, I use cocaine daily. All I have to do is come up with a prompt and let the cocaine do the rest. it’s at the point now all my managers insist I use cocaine to meet deadlines.”

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    136 days ago

    “It’s arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you’re using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts.”

  • Booboofinger
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    46 days ago

    She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie…AI.

    I wonder what Clapton will have to say about that.

    • Captain Aggravated
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      36 days ago

      I always wanted to do a Weird Al style parody to that song called Propane.

      When you light up the grill, make sure your tank is filled. Propane.

      Problem is that’s all the song I’ve got, and nowadays you’d be obligated to make it a King of the Hill tribute.