Vulcan Love Slave
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Vulcan Love Slave was the first in a series of novels and holonovels with an erotic but non-violent plot, presumably featuring a Vulcan. Quark owned at least one copy of the novel, and described it as "a hell of a read". In 2373, he offered to sell his first edition to Odo after he discovered that the Constable liked to read romance novels. (DS9: "The Ascent") Vulcan Love Slave was adapted into an erotic holographic program, which was available in the holosuites of Quark's on Deep Space 9...

I watched “Dr Bashir I presume” last night, and Quark offered Rom the holosuite program Vulcan Love Slave Part 2.

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Why would you want a Vulcan to service you sexually? I mean, there’s a few fetishes that tie into that (bored and ignored, clinical… detachedness, rape?) but, seriously, in this context it doesn’t seem like a good fit.

How would it even go? “It would be logical for you to climax now😐” , “You created genetic material of a higher than average quantity for your species. This is impressive to me😐”. Hardly a fulfilling love affair to take your mind off that fun Dabo girl. I’m sure there are far more sultry aliens out there to fulfil your fantasies.

  • *dust.sysEnglish
    29•6 days ago

    I always assumed it was a kind of oxymoron title. This Vulcan, unlike the others, is controlled by emotions - love in particular. Think of a woman who’s 3 times stronger than you and also obsessed with you, despite her entire upbringing and society telling her that it’s illogical.

    Now that’s a holosuite program I would run.

    • @[email protected]OP
      8•6 days ago

      I always assumed it was a kind of oxymoron title. This Vulcan, unlike the others, is controlled by emotions - love in particular.

      You know what? That’s a really good way of thinking about it that I overlooked. Great theory!

      EDIT: Does that mean she doesn’t have that stupid haircut either?

      • *dust.sysEnglish
        10•5 days ago

        Vulcan Love Slave is the Trek equivalent of Twilight.

        I will not be taking questions.

        • TipponEnglish
          5•5 days ago

          ‘But, but Spock, you’re sparkling!’

          • LousyCornMuffinsEnglish
            5•5 days ago

            “Kick him in the nards!”

            “he doesn’t got nards”

            “do it! Do it!”

            💥💥CRUNCH 💥💥

            “Jem’Hadar’s got nards!”